*SATIRE* i got adopted by one direction

waking up

i woke up in a strange room and started panicking. hot tears were rolling down my face as i yelled for someone, anyone to help me.

"H-H-H-H-HE-HE-HELP-P-P M-M-M-ME!!!! A-A-A-A-ANYONE????????"

my salty tears ran faster but then i heard some running. it sounded like a british person??

"don't worry, it's only me luv, harry" i heard as my door opened.

slowly everything from yesterday came back to me. i pissed my pants after my mother gave me up to adoption. i cried harder at the thought.

harry sat on the foot of the bed, telling me to calm down and take deep breaths.

"m-m-m-m-m-my m-m-m-m-mother l-l-left me!???"

"yes she did luv, but your in a better place now. and im your father now, remember? me and the rest of one direction."

they're all your fathers, and you have a crush on harry edward styles. YOUR DAD. YOUR LEGAL FATHER. OH MY FAT FRICK FLIPPITY FLIP FLOP FREAKING FROG!!!!!

did i tell my very straight bbfl tiyanasaur??? what will they think????? they're gonna hate me and throw me out into a bush.

i broke down in tears again. i cried myself to sleep with harry edward styles by my side.

a/n: sorry if this seems rushed ❤️❤️ i've been so busy lately. my goldfish got ran over by a tractor so i tried to give him cpr but then i drowned and have been in a coma for the past 8 months after i got struck by lightning and woke up in this really weird lab with people staring at me while poker face was playing in the background so that's what inspired this chapter. i also have really weird superspeed and fight crime and find other meta-humans like me🏃‍♀️💨🤪🤪 oh yeah, and my sister died lol. LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE VOTE 😍😍😍🤞🏾