*SATIRE* i got adopted by one direction

uh oh... RUN.

after i found out about samanasaur's conversation, i went back to my real family. one direction. but something weird was going on when i got there.

when i first got to their house, many days ago, i didn't need the house tour. being a hardcore 1d stan, i has stalked then for ages so i already knew what the house looked like. but they always keep one room under lock and key. and today, it was open and they were all in it - including simon cowell.

"so, y/n can't ever know about this"

a chorus of yeses follow from all but one voice - harry.

"harry? i didn't hear you say yes."

harry hesitated to respond. eventually he spoke up.

"but i love y/n. i love them so much."

"HAROLD!" that was definitely louis.

"i know love, and i'm sorry. but i'm in love with y/n and there is nothing you could do about it. they're my world and i don't know what i would do without them. i am so glad that we found their mother's listing for them on depop. they've really changed my life for the better."

a single tear trickled down my face hearing this.

"i don't think i want to do this anymore"

i gasped. do what???

suddenly, all of their heads turned at the same time and faced me.

"seize them"

i didn't notice the security guards inside the room with them but they started rushing at me.

"RUN MY LOVE, RUN"

and i did.

there was one song playing in my head as i was running for miles though.

RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER
RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER
RUN FOR YOUR CHILDREN
FOR YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS
LEAVE ALL YOUR LOVING
AND LONGING BEHIND
YOU CAN'T CARRY IT WITH YOU
IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE

as i looked up, i found my feet took my back to my very straight bffl tiyanasaur's house and outside...

there were a pair of shoes next to theirs... and it was NOT light up sketchers.

a/n: oooooo what a plot twist 😰😰 what's happening with one direction???? find out next time and please don't forget to vote 😘😘