The Outsiders: Tally

Pizza Diversion

While Curly and Angela pick up pizza for dinner, Tim and Dallas have fun while having much needed alone time.

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    Tim and Dallas were in desperate need of alone time together. Not necessarily a date, so to speak. The two already had many these past weeks. The "alone time" they craved was much more provocative. However, Dallas' house was occupied by his drunk, angry father and the Curtis house was self-explanatory. Buck's was not ideal, and renting a hotel room was a waste of money. The only place left was Tim's place. However, there was one problem: two other people lived in the house. Curly and Angela Shepard. And they were relentless. Every time the couple were so close to finally focusing on each other, either one would interrupt with a snarky comment or a whiny need for something.

    One evening, Tim found himself being completely exhausted and pent up. He needed something to eat... and a cigarette. As he slumped on the couch, his siblings were fighting in the kitchen behind him over some cereal. There was a sudden knock at the door, causing the oldest sibling to slowly stand up and make his way over to the door. He slowly opened it, revealing the blond. He looked angry.

    "You okay, Dal?" Tim asked him.

    "No," Dallas said, "It's been a week, Tim. I'm definitely not okay."

    Tim couldn't help but agree with the blond. He needed to release some of the stress building up inside him. Dallas scowled at Curly and Angela. The two biggest cockblockers in the world. He sat on the couch, watching Tim sit next to him.

    "Honestly, at this point, let's just go to a hotel, Tim," Dallas said, "I don't think I can wait much longer."

    "I don't have the money for a room," Tim explained, "We gotta think of something else."

    Suddenly, a small growl from Tim's stomach alerted the couple.

    "Sorry," Tim apologized, "I'm fuckin' starving."

    "Starvin', huh?" Dallas said slowly, thinking. Then, he got an idea.

    "How much money do you have?" he asked quickly.

    "Uh," Tim said, thinking out loud, "Like five bucks. Why?"

    "That's enough for a whole pizza, right?" Dallas said.

    "Well, yeah," Tim said, "You wanna get a pizza?"

    "No, no," Dallas chuckled evilly, "Those two can get the pizza."

    Both Tim and Dallas looked back at Curly and Angela, watching them yell at each other. Tim nodded slowly before standing up and making his way over to them. He cleared his throat, causing the both of them to look up at Tim.

    "We're getting a pizza for dinner," Tim said, shushing their joyous shouts, "And you two are gonna get it."

    "Aw, what?" Curly whined, "C'mon, Tim. Can't you get it?"

    "Look, either you two get out and get the damn pizza, or we're having cereal," Tim said, "What's it gonna be?"

    Curly and Angela looked at each other before mumbling, "Okay". Tim nodded and handed them his five dollar bill, watching them put on their shoes and finally leave the house. With a long sigh, Tim sat back on the couch, smiling proudly.

    "Can't believe that worked," Tim said, "Nice job, Dal."

    "Thank you," the blond chuckled, "Now, where's my reward, huh?"

    Tim raised an eyebrow.

    "Your reward?" he said.

    "Yeah," Dallas whispered, sliding a hand down to Tim's crotch, "This."