Me after watching a rom-com: So, have you ever had a crush?
Friend: YEAH! In pre-school there was this one guy named...
*thirty-two billion years later*
Friend: ... and now he's my boyfriend! What about you?
Me: Well...
*two minutes later*
Friend: Who else?
Me: No one else.
Friend: Really?
Me: You forget that I don't really like people in general.
Friend: But you're my friend.
Me: How many times have you reread Harry Potter?
Friend: Never, I watched the movies.
Me: Well there you go!
Friend: Huh?
Me: *plays music*
Song: I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill, I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill,
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to.
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls,
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls,
I pray all your dreams never come true.
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you.
("I Pray For You" Jaren Lowenstein)
Friend: *offended*
Me: *winks*
I take Harry Potter seriously. Okay people? Don't judge me— this is supposed to be a judgement free zone! Also, do you think this should have been an antisocial one? 'Cause I considered that. Let me know— and also let me know if you've ever done that to somebody. Let them know how you feel by song— no matter what the feeling was I wanna know. See ya in the comments!
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Book of Me
RandomThis is the Me stories I post on my profile, plus some general things about myself. Y'all can ask me questions here, we can have discussions in the comments, etc. Basically, we'll be anonymous friends 😂
