Me: *eating ice cream and— big surprise— reading*
Random peasant: Is that a school book?
Me: Nope
Interrupter of readers: Then why are you reading it?
Me: *closes book* Is that a serious question?
Irritating question asker: Yeah.
Me: ...
Explainer: Well, reading pretty much sucks toes right? So I assumed you wouldn't be reading something random.
Me: *mentally cursing them* Bless your heart.
Stupid(; Uh... thanks? Back to the book thing though. Like—
Me: Jesus loves you!
Cretin: Okay... so you like reading or someth—
Me: YOU HAVE NICE HAIR!
Schmuck: Thank you! I just got it cut and—
Me: I gotta go, bye!
Moron: Oh, 'kay bye!
Me: *in my room biting a pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Honey?
Me: SHE WAS SO STUPID!
Mom: Okay then
Dad, five hours later: Hey Maddie—
Mom: Wait hon, Maddie has exited the building
Dad: But she's right there
Mom: No
Dad: *irritated* FINE
Me: *still screaming*
Aloha everyone! Has anyone else experienced this or something similar? Let me know!
Also, remember when I said I had a way to post all my Me stories? Welp, that's what I'm about to do so if your notifs center blows up, know that it's my fault and I apologize for the inconvenience but YAY! I UPDATED so hopefully that makes up for it XD.
See ya in the comments!
YOU ARE READING
Book of Me
RandomThis is the Me stories I post on my profile, plus some general things about myself. Y'all can ask me questions here, we can have discussions in the comments, etc. Basically, we'll be anonymous friends 😂
