Me: *scrolls thrrough YouTube because MeEqualsBored*
in the other room
Mom: You need to take Maddie out with you
Nee Nee: I would, but she doesn't like going places
Mom: I don't care. Take her.
Nee Nee: Okay, but I can't exactly make her.
my room
Nee Nee: Wanna go to *insert place here*
Me: Do you wanna eat dirt and die?
Nee Nee: That was uncalled for
Me: It's a serious question
Nee Nee: Good grief Madeline, just come!
Me: Answer me!
Nee Nee: NO!
Me: No you don't want to die or no you don't want to answer?
Nee Nee: BOTH!
Me: Well, too bad, you already answered so... deal with it.
Nee Nee: *silently curses my existense*
Me: Here's the thing. As much as you don't want to swallow some mud and curl up in your coffin- I don't want to go with you to the *bleh bleh bleh*
Nee Nee: ...
Nee Nee again: You have problems
Me: 😜
Aloha wormal people. Ever hated some activity so much that you would rather lick a toilet seat and risk COVID (among oth things) than go there or do it- whatever "it" is? My nose wants to know. See ya in the comments
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