just as i predicted (my hero academia x death note)

the homophobia incident 😳🤬

It had only been a few days since the transfer students had arrived, but Light had already taken to walking into the lunch room like a messiah parting the seas of his disciples. He strolled among the aisles leisurely, deciding which group would receive the honor of his presence that day.

"I'm going to sit with you," Light says, approaching Bakugou.

"What the hell? You don't get to just make fucking demands," Bakugou says.

"So I can't sit here?" Light asks.

"I didn't fucking say that," Bakugou grumbles.

"Just sit down already!" Ashido groans. "Or are you two not done with your dick-measuring contest?"

"Wait, does that mean Misa will sit with us?" Kaminari says, fear in his eyes.

"I go wherever Light goes," Misa says, grabbing hold of Light's arm who shakes her off.

Kaminari slides his tray away from Light and Misa ever-so slightly.

"Dude, she has it in for me," he whispers to Sero. "What if she puts something in my lunch?"

"She's a model, not a serial killer," Sero says.

"Anyone has a chance of being a serial killer," L says, sliding up behind them, Midoriya and Todoroki waiting awkwardly beside him.

"I am not! Light, make him go away!" Misa yells.

"L, do we need to do this every single day? I obviously always foresee it coming, it's getting boring."

"Deku!" Bakugou yells, making Midoriya jump slightly. "Get your fucking boyfriends out of here. You're making my lunch taste shitty."

"Kacchan, they're not my—"

"Good afternoon," a girl says, appearing from behind Midoriya. "Pardon my interruption."

"Shiozaki? What's wrong?" Kirishima asks.

Shiozaki takes a deep breath, tucking a strand of vine hair behind her ear. She opens her mouth to speak but is quickly cut off.

"Get away from us you fucking extra!" Bakugou yells.

"Unfortunately, I cannot do that," she replies with a smile. "Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

"Does it look like I do?"

"Well, I see, I guess you are so busy spending time participating in homosexual activites that you can't cultivate your relationship with God."

"WHAT?" Bakugou screams, attracting stares from all over the cafeteria.

"Shiozaki, is it?" Light asks, receiving a nod. "I don't know you, but you seem to be judging others while acting immorally yourself."

"I don't mean to cause any offence," she says with a saccharine grin. "I just came to suggest that you all need to do some repenting."

"Shiozaki, this really isn't very heroic of you. Please stop," Midoriya says.

"You talk about your God when for all you know I could be God— and I know exactly how I would pass judgement on you," Light continues.

"Everyone needs to calm down," Kirishima says, holding Bakugou back. "Shiozaki, I think it's time for you to leave."

"Fine, I will leave you and your boyfriend alone," Shiozaki says. "Even though I was just trying to save you from burning in Hell."

Gasps and cries of outrage sound out all around the table. Kirishima releases Bakugou just as his hands erupt in explosions. He attempts to fly at Shiozaki, kicking his tray of noodles to the ground. Sero shoots his tape, wrapping it around Bakugou to stop him from actually burning her alive.

"Shut your fucking mouth! I'm gonna kill you, bitch!"

Shiozaki walks away with her head held high, as everyone from Class 1-A watches her with disgust.

"Well, this was an eventful day," L says, setting up his lunch of baked goods and candy.

"Get away from my fucking table!" Bakugou yells, still wrapped in tape.