adopted and bullied by christian borle

the return of the egg

i wake up feeling more pain than ever. i try to get up but i literally can't. this sucks sm ugh. i finally am able to get up after a few seconds but then i remember what's going on around me.

battle is still raging on between the great cometists and the dear evan hansen army but luckily, i'm no longer in the middle of it. at least, for now.

i see an opportunity to run away so i do it. it HURTS but i do run until i bump into someone.

i look up.

wait

is that tony winner ben platt?!?!?

omg it is!!!!!

before i can react, he grabs me and i get dragged into a street corner.

"ARE YOU A GREAT COMETIST?!?!???" yells benjamin plate.

"NO!"

"OH YEAH? THEN WHY DID I SEE YOU FIGHTING ONE OF MY MINIONS AT THE BATTLE??!??"

"I GOT ABDUCTED BY THE GREAT COMETISTS AND YOUR STUPID FAN WAS ATTACKING ME!"

"HOW DARE YOU CALL MY LOYAL SUPERFANS STUPID!"

my comment causes him to slap me.

"OWWWWW!" i scream.

after that, benny boy platt shoves me into a garbage bag and drags me back into battle. luckily, i'm able to get out of the bag but i am traumatized. also i'm back into the fighting.

from the looks of it, things happened while i was gone. it seems like the great cometists have allied with the casts of come from away and anastasia.
meanwhile, the deh army has partnered with hello dolly and bandstand.

i know that cuz i see jenn colella kicking gavin creel to the ground and laura osnes beating christy altomare with a giant trump flag.

all of this goes on for a while while i hide in a corner and then i see a bare, shiny, scalp.

omg it's father borle!!!! he made it here! i also see him with the rest of the falseheteros cast!!!!

but then i take a closer look at chrissy booboo and realize that he has taken a different form.

his entire body had merged into one white, shiny, round egg. this is no ordinary egg tho.

omg

he has turned into

an egg

BOMB!?!?!?

eggy borle begins to crack open and BOOM he explodes!!!! but instead of the normal bomb stuff, it's egg yolk????

soon everyone is covered with egg and is spooked. the small war has come to an end.

then i realize, omg is chrissy booboo dead????? i go to the remains of the egg bomb and start to actually feel sad. is my new dad dead? i feel a tear fall from my eye when i see a puddle of yolk start bubbling and rising.

out of the yolk comes a fully restored two time tony winner christian borle!!!

"omg father borle ur alive!!!" i say, v shocked.

"yes," he says back.

"how did u do that?????"

"oh yeah i forgot to tell you, i am actually a superhero named eggman. lol i should've told u probably."

"is that why u love comics?"

"hm yeah but also i just love them cuz they're cool"

"okay gotcha"

"let's go back to my house now"

"k cool"

i am once again taken to christain's house which is technically mine ig as well. the rest of the falsettos cast comes with us and we celebrate ending the war with the power of egg.