Rumors | Mitsukou fanfic! Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun/Jibaku Shōnen Hanako-kun

Chapter One

"Have you heard this rumor?"

Rumors. Rumors that whisper from ear to ear, spreading like wildfire.

"The rumor about Minomoto's younger brother."

Rumors that harm, rumors that help.

"Well, according to it... The younger Minomoto is dating that annoying asshole."

Rumors that can determine your fate.

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"Tsukasa," Sakura sighed.

"Hmm?" Tsukasa glanced up from the microphone, his pupils narrowing.

"What did I tell you about bullying young Sousuke?"

"Awe! Why not?" he asked, tilting his head.

Natsuhiko laughed, "Lighten up a bit, darling! Our broadcasts have been rather dry recently, so some youthful romance will really get the school's attention."

Sakura turned away, muttering to herself, "This'll bite back at you. Mind you, it won't end in all sunshine and rainbows-"

"Well, those two sure are all rainbows!" Natsuhiko interrupted with a smirk.

Sakura simply glared at him, then started out the door. "Don't say I didn't warn you."

Tsukasa, in a cat-like manner, pranced after her with his head perked. Natsuhiko just grinned, watching as his beloved lady and the nuisance turned a corner, disappearing from view.

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Fuck.

All eyes turned towards Mitsuba Sousuke, who was currently turning all shades of red.

"HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME, PERVERTS!! ALL OF YOU ARE WAY MORE ANNOYING THAN I AM, ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR CREEPY- ASS STARES, AND-"

"...But you're still an asshole, Sousuke-kun~" remarked Satou, hiding a grin.

"SHUT IT."

"Haha, whoops~" he replied without a hint of remorse.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, &$!@*%#!!1!1!-" he hollered. Standing up from his seat, he pointed his finger directly at Satou, preparing another rant.

"Here he goes..." Yokoo sighed.

"Ahem."

Every head in the room whipped around to see Tsuchigomori standing behind his desk, pointedly staring at Mitsuba.

"Please have a seat, Mitsuba."

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU MUTHERFUCKING CREEPY-ASS SPIDER BASTARD!" Mitsuba screeched, preparing to lunge at his teacher.

Satou and Yokoo held back the feral boy from the domestic teacher. Tsuchigomori just let out an exasperated breath as he pulled out a handkerchief to clean his glasses. Placing it on the bridge of his nose, he glared down at Mitsuba.

"I expect to see you in detention, Sousuke."

The room was dead silent, besides an over-exaggerated gasp from Mitsuba. He quickly clamped his jaw shut and muttered, "You know I was only joking, right, bestie?"

An infuriated look bestowed upon Tsuchigomori's face, which he hid behind a cough. He barely glanced at Mitsuba before continuing out of the classroom.

A wave of silence struck the class, before a chorus of "oOOooOooOoo"s rang through the room.

"OH, SHUT THE HELL UP! IF YOU KNEW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU BASTARDS WOULDN'T EVEN DARE-"

His next few words were drowned out by a fire alarm, closely followed by the children's screams. To be left without a teacher put the class in a state of panic, with everyone running in any direction open to them.

However, Mitsuba stayed rooted in place. With the attention being shifted from him, he was able to actually get a thought in. He took this golden opportunity to sprint away from any prying eyes and into the bathroom.

Once he was behind the safety of the locked door, tears started pouring out of his eyes uncontrollably. He sniffed, grabbing wads of toilet paper to wipe away the snot. With his anger subsided, the rumor's true meaning dawned on him.

Crap.

Running to the mirror, he was mortified to discover his face reflected his emotions exactly; flushed, anxious, and beet red. It had been two years since he first developed feelings for that stupid, weird, lame, idiodic, annoying, nimrod, loveable Kou.

OH CRAP, Mitsuba thought as he remembered Kou. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT IDIOT?! WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THIS? DOES HE EVEN THINK ANYTHING OF THIS..?

He blushed at the thought that this might've made the dense dumbass finally think of Mitsuba in any other light than just a "friend." He decided to look on the bright side for once. Maybe the feeling is mutual. Maybe Kou is waiting outside for him, ready for Mitsuba to run into his arms, for them to be together for the rest of eternity...

If Nene could read my thoughts, she'd just blame this on my Pisces Moon, Mitsuba thought while rolling his eyes.

With his newfound jubilance, he skipped out of the stall, adrenalin rising, until he fell onto some ignorant fool in his way.

"Hey! Why the hell are you in my way?! Am I just so cute that you wanted me to fall into your arms, like in some stupid-ass anime?!"

"Uh... no?"

Mitsuba's eyes widened in horror and disbelief after recognizing the voice. He looked up to see that he was in the arms of none other than Kou Minomoto.

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((Author's note:

heyo! admin snail here :] tysm for reading the chapter!! I have some writing experience, but this is my first fanfic, so feel free to leave any critiques/advice!! we're both rly excited abt doing this, and we have tons of ideas for it :D

hihi thx for reading this chapter ;) we'll try to update this fanfic as much as we can. this is also my first fanfic so we hope u enjoy it! -spaghetti ))

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