cornflakes are good

Part One

Warning: This part mentions death and violence and some freaking weird stuff.

It was a pleasant afternoon at a cute little high school. The blue skies were dotted with fluffy white clouds. The scene was serene. Charming and enchanting. However, it soon became unpleasant when two girls named Emily and Sophia came across each other in the school courtyard. Both of them hated each other with a passion because they were both deeply in love with the same person: Senpie. Senpie was the most popular and amazing person at their little high school; mostly everyone loved him, so it wasn't surprising to see that two people were arguing about their love for him.

"I shaved my head so that it can look like his!" Emily argued. "That's true dedication! What do you have? A few of his eyelashes? Pathetic!"

"To be fair, I spent a lot of time collecting those eyelashes," Sophia responded. "How long did it take you to shave your head? A few minutes?"

Emily snarled at this crude remark. She hated it when Sophia acted like she loved Senpie more than she did. Sophia was just a wannabe. She didn't actually love Senpie. Emily hated her for this. Emily hated almost everything about Sophia. The only thing Emily liked about Sophia was when she was jealous. To relieve her own anger, she said to her, "You're just jealous because Senpie's my boyfriend."

The few people outside walking by them stopped in their tracks and looked at Emily. They were awestruck by the idea that Senpie was dating someone. They were especially surprised that he would date Emily, of all people. Sophia stared into Emily's deep brown eyes and uttered, "You're bluffing."

"I'm not," Emily said with a clever smile drawn on her face. She knew she shouldn't say too much, otherwise, Sophia would go to confirm this with Senpie.

Just then, as if the universe was trying to ruin Emily's life, Senpie walked over, holding hands with. . . Rat-Kun. Emily and Sophia were shocked. They weren't particularly shocked that Senpie was holding Rat's hand or that Emily lied as much as they were shocked that Rat was holding Senpie's hand. The only people who didn't want to date Senpie were Rat and Karen. . . The power couple. They had been together for their whole time in high school. They ate free #couplegoals ice cream every day after school and owned their own #couplegoals apartment and house and even a #couplegoals spaceship. Now Rat and Senpie were hand-in-hand, happily skipping around in public.

But this couldn't mean that Rat and he were dating. . . Could it? It could just be two friend people holding the other's hand like bros. Then Rat pecked Senpie on the cheek. Everyone gasped with surprise and worry and shock. Mostly worry, because Karen was right there in the crowd. Rat didn't even notice her, standing there with the horrified expression on her face. She failed to speak for a few minutes, but she soon mumbled a few words.

"Rat-Kun, my darling," Karen said, choking back her tears. "What. . . I thought you loved me!"

Rat and Senpie looked at each other and then at Karen. Senpie then let out a cackle. An evil one. "Ha! Ha! Ha! We've been dating this whole time. Oh, poor Karen. Rat said it was fun watching you yell at store employees at the mall for a while. . . But it got boring fast. He came to me, bawling, 'Oh, Senpie! I can't date Karen any longer! It's too frustrating!' I had to do what I had to do. We now have fourteen children coming soon. . ." He smiled at Karen with an evil glint in his eye. "Sorry, Karen. But he's mine."

Karen put her hand over her mouth and started sobbing. Everyone realized how cruel Senpie was being and how Rat had horribly used Karen. They rushed to her aid, comforting her with their meaningless words. Except for Emily and Sophia. They were still entranced by Senpie's gorgeousness. They turned their anger from each other to Rat. Both gave him a mean look. If Rat felt threatened by them, he didn't show it. Instead, he smiled and looked up at his gorgeous boyfriend.