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Part Fifteen

Warning: This part mentions violence

[Meanwhile in Hawaii on the yacht]

Sophia and Emily were still fighting. After a short ten minutes, the lawn chair Emily was previously sitting on had been flung overboard and a portion of the deck was lit on fire. I'm not sure how that happened, but it did anyway. Both fighters were looking pretty rough. Emily now sported a nasty-looking black eye and Sophia had a large red gash running down her left arm. That was because Emily attacked her with a knife when she was threatening to send Emily's location to that ugly rabbit. Little did Emily know, the message had already been sent and the bunny was going to arrive at the yacht at any minute now. In the meantime, Sophia would just have to stall.

Emily threw a punch at Sophia. She dodged and then grabbed Emily's leg and pulled it out from under her. Emily collapsed onto the deck and kicked Sophia. Once Sophia covered her bad eye with pain, Emily kicked the good one as well and grabbed Sophia's feet in attempt to throw her overboard.

This was it. Sophia dug her nails into the slippery wooden deck. No matter what she did, Emily wouldn't let go, and she didn't have any other way to get out of this. She stared at her phone that was lying on the opposite side of the deck. The screen was now cracked from the impact when Emily smacked it out of Sophia's hands and landed on the hard floor. Sophia desperately hoped that bunny would come soon and take over Emily.

And it did.

"MWUAHAHAHAH!" the bunny cackled evilly as it submerged from the water.

"Ah crap," Emily muttered. She turned around to face the bunny and then gagged with disgust. "That is. Disgusting. And. Offensive. And. I hate that."

The reason Emily was saying all of these rude things was not only because what she saw was ugly, but because it was super ugly. She knew the bunny had been tossed into the sea, but she didn't know it transformed it into a disgusting gross moss-covered sea monster. The bunny's whole appearance was revolting: It was covered with trash, muck, marine animal poo, seaweed, and other assorted ocean garbage. While the bunny cackled, it exposed its abnormally large buck teeth and showed that they were both covered in a mysterious green substance. Emily gagged some more and shielded her eyes from the monstrosity.

"Looks like I'm gonna do this one blindfolded," Emily said. She dropped Sophia's limp body (she became overwhelmed and fainted) and pulled out a rag. She tied it around her head and covered her eyes with it. She then transformed into a ninja and got into a fighting stance.

"Bring it on, revolting human creature!" the sea monster bunny screamed. It let out a disturbing war cry and came running at Emily.

Emily pulled a soggy towel out of her pocket and whacked the bunny with it. The bunny flew across the deck and crashed into a wall.

"The soggy towel. . . My worst weakness!" it screeched. Then it disintegrated into dust and disappeared.

Finally, the battle was over. Emily decided she should do a fun victory dance. And so she did. But it also looked like she was having a stroke.

A fish brought this to her attention. It came to the surface and said, "Yo. Are you having a stroke."

Emily shot the fish a dirty look. "I'm dancing."

"You look like you're having a seizure," the fish replied.

"You look like a seizure."

"You can't look like a seizure."

Emily deeply inhaled and pulled out a fishing net. The fish tried to swim away, but Emily swooped in and caught it in the net.

"You're coming with me," Emily said while giving the fish a sinister look.

Then Sophia's device pinged. Emily stared at the fish in the net for a few minutes before deciding she could take her eye off it for a bit to look at the notification.

[PARTY AT 3:00 PM IN NAJIMI PARK, CATERSO CITY HOSTED BY RAT-KUN AND KAREN-CHAN]

Emily looked at the notification some more. A party? Sounds fun. But wait. She's need to do some math. If it was ten in the morning right now in Hawaii, and there was a three-hour time zone difference with Caterso City, that would mean that right now it was one in the afternoon in Caterso. She had two hours to prepare! Emily gulped and looked at the fish. She needed to do some errands first and then get some clothes for the party in that short period of time. Emily deeply inhaled. She could totally do that. She grabbed the fish net and the phone and turned to look at Sophia's unconscious body. Then she prepared to teleport when Sophia grabbed her arm aggressively, but it was too late. Both of them were teleported to Najimi Park in Caterso City.

[In Caterso City]

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Emily screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sophia shrieked.

Emily flung Sophia in the nearest pond and dropped her phone. She turned in the other direction and started running for it.

Sophia spat out the fish crud in her mouth and tried to follow her, but there was something sticky in the murky water that disallowed her to get out of the pond and follow Emily. She grumbled with anger and frustration and looked at her phone. Her phone!

Sophia pulled her arm out of the sticky water and tried to dry it on the grass. Then she nabbed her phone. There was a notification? She looked at it some more. She gasped. A party! She checked the time on her phone. It was one oh-nine in the afternoon. The party was at three. How would she prepare herself within two hours? First, she would need to pull her foot free and then clean herself and dress up. Could she do that in just two hours? She thought about that.

Sure. She could. So she went to work.