cornflakes are good

Part Seven

Warning: This part has pathetically-written romance in here. Proceed with caution.

Another Warning: This part mentions violence.

[Six hours later, at the park]

Senpie needed a break after all the events that took place yesterday. He was cooped up in his lonely mansion all night yesterday, and he couldn't bear being there anymore. So he went to the park. There was nothing like a lovely walk in the park. The birds were chirping their songs and there were adorable rabbits running around. It was the perfect place for Senpie to reflect his actions in.

"I just wanted to date Rat," Senpie sobbed. He was sitting at a park bench, crying his eyes out with misery.

Just then, an oversized duck flew over to Senpie and flopped onto the open space on the bench next to him. Senpie looked at the duck with confusion. He wiped his tears away to look at the duck clearly. It was a bright sunshine yellow, and it had adorable beady eyes that could make a grown man cry. It was so strangely beautiful that Senpie felt he was in love with it.

"What's your name?" the duck asked.

Senpie was unfazed by the fact that the duck could talk. He wasn't surprised by anything in his world anymore. After all, there was a oversized rat that could speak English too. "Senpie. What is yours?" Senpie asked the duck.

"DUCK. All caps," DUCK responded.

There was a pause.

"Has your heart been broken like mine?" DUCK asked.

Senpie sighed. He didn't really want to think about it. . . But something made him think that he should tell someone. "Yes. . ."

"Would you mind if I told you about my heartbreak? I just need to let it all out," DUCK said to Senpie. His beady black eyes stared into Senpie's, melting his heart.

"I don't mind," Senpie told him.

DUCK sighed dramatically and told Senpie his story. "There was this girl that I loved. She was so beautiful. Dark hair, brown eyes, pizza face, what's not to love. . . ? But. . . She hates me. I tried to make her love me, but she found me revolting." The duck choked back his tears as he said it. "Oh, how I wish she would love me, but there is nothing I can do about it now."

"My situation is similar," Senpie said. "I loved a rat. His horse teeth were so glamorous. But he was in love with another woman. . ." Senpie clenched his fists as he thought about Karen. He hated her with all his heart. DUCK then put its feathered wing on top of his hand. Somehow it calmed him, made him feel better. He continued. "I. . . I went too far. I gave him a love potion. He coughed it out only a while later. He married the other woman. . . And. . ."

"Do you want to date?" DUCK asked.

"What?" Senpie asked DUCK.

"Do you want to date?" DUCK repeated.

"Oh. . .," Senpie said, flustered. "I. . . Of course!"

And so they kissed, right there on the park bench.

And then a humanoid figure that looked exactly like Senpie appeared in front of them. Senpie's eyes widened in horror. He knew exactly who this was. . .

"It's my twin mother. . . Zenpi. . .," Senpie said and shivered. He hadn't seen his twin mother in years now. . . He thought he killed him. . . How was he still alive? He got off of the bench and shielded the duck. "You will not have him!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Zenpi cackled. "But I will though. . . Just like I took Orangutan-Chan!

"No!" Senpie yelled. He backflipped and tried to kick Zenpi in the face, but Zenpi dodged him and grabbed him by the leg and yanked him to the ground. Senpie groaned in pain.

"Senpie!" DUCK yelled.

Senpie transformed into his magical girl form so that he could knock Zenpi's weak human form out before he caused anymore trouble, but Zenpi was already in his form. He couldn't overpower Zenpi anymore.

Zenpi smirked and tried to roundhouse-kick Senpie, but Senpie caught his foot in the nick of time with his amazing reflexes and threw Zenpi against a lamppost. The lamppost toppled over from the impact and demolished an abandoned car. Frustrated by his failure, Zenpi flew back to Senpie faster than light and punched Senpie in the stomach. He didn't miss. Senpie clutched his stomach and squinted his eyes. Still, he knew he had to be brave for DUCK.

So he moved his arms back to his sides and grabbed his wand. He aimed it at Zenpi and blasted him into the sky. Zenpi screamed and yelled, "NO! YOU'RE DYING WITH ME!"

On that note, Zenpi snatched Senpie's arm and lifted him off the ground. Both of them swirled through the air, creating a small tornado. There was plenty of screaming from Zenpi and Senpie, but DUCK was screaming the loudest by far.

DUCK immediately decided he had to do something about this. He grabbed a leg and pulled the person back down to the ground. The semi-tornado swirled away, farther and farther into the sky. There was only one person screaming now: it was Senpie.

"NOOOO!! DUCK! YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON . . . " But Senpie was too far away to be heard anymore. He was pulled out of Earth's atmosphere and was now floating through space. . .

Zenpi brushed off his pastel pink skirt and hugged DUCK. "Oh, DUCK! Thank you for saving me! That was so scary. . . You almost grabbed the wrong one!"

DUCK, unaware that he was actually hugging Senpie's twin mother, smiled. "Imagine all the problems that could've caused! We're so lucky," he told Zenpi.

Then they kissed.