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Part Ten

Warning: This part mentions violence and definite murder

[Meanwhile in space]

Karen and Rat were gleefully driving around space in their #couplegoals spaceship. Once school was over, they decided to go to the moon together and make out. The moon got boring fast, though, so they decided to just wander around space while making out every few minutes. 

Suddenly Karen saw something unusual. "Look Rat!" She pointed to the mystifying object.

"Is that a planet? It's so smooth and shiny," Rat said, seeing what Karen just saw.

"Did we just discover a new planet?" Karen said and gasped.

"Wait, no," Rat said, "that looks like a person!"

"Oh, my gosh!" Karen exclaimed. "A dead body to make out over!"

"Let's bring it in, Karen!" Rat said giddily.

They put on their #couplegoals space suits and hopped out of the ship. They floated toward the dead body and lugged it back into their #couplegoals spaceship. Karen closed the doors and took her space helmet off to admire the dead body.

"Wow! It looks like. . .," Rat paused. ". . . Senpie!"

"Senpie?" Karen gasped. "How did he end up in space?"

"I don't know," Rat replied.

"Oh well," Karen said and shrugged. "At least we have something interesting to make out over now." And then they made out over Senpie's dead body.

They eventually stopped and drove the ship back to their #couplegoals Spacecraft Garage back on Earth and landed it. Right when they touched the ground, Senpie inhaled a mouthful of air.

"AHH! A zombie!" Karen shrieked.

"Get behind me, Karen!" Rat said. Karen did as he said. 

Senpie swallowed another mouthful of air and sat upright. "NO! DUCK!" He then realized he wasn't flying up into the sky anymore. "Oh. Where am I? Oh well." Senpie ran outside of the space ship.

"Hey! You tried to date my husband years ago!" Karen screamed. "Get back here or I'll sue!" She chased Senpie outside of the ship, followed by Rat. 

In the moment of panic, Senpie tossed a bomb into the #couplegoals space ship and another in the space craft garage. He then fled the area in search of DUCK, his true love. The bombs blew the garage and ship to smithereens, leaving no evidence that there ever was a space craft garage in the first place. Rat patted Karen on the back. "Don't worry Karen, we have #couplegoals insurance."

Meanwhile, Senpie was running through a ghost town. He tripped over the doorstep of one abandoned house and fell to the ground. Then he noticed the white envelope sitting on it. Filled with curiosity, Senpie picked up the envelope and looked at it without opening it. It read, "From DUCK and Senpie, a soon-to-be newlywed couple." Senpie gasped. His evil twin mother must've tricked DUCK into thinking he was Senpie! He threw the letter back onto the doorstep and continued running. He knew that the only place in their city that let people have formal weddings at was the Najimi Park. He needed to get there before things went wrong.

[Meanwhile at Najimi Park]

DUCK and Zenpi had already set the wedding up. There were white, beautiful doves flying around in the sky holding baskets of pink flower petals. Every once in a while, the basket would swing recklessly and drop a bundle of flowers to the grassy ground so that they could act as flower girls. Twelve fold-up chairs were set up and put into neat, even rows in front of the stage where DUCK and Zenpi would stand.

 A few of the invitees were there: Emily, Child, Another Child, Other Child, and Sophia were there. Emily came mainly planning to destroy the wedding and Sophia came because Other Child dragged her along. Child, Another Child, and Other Child had no idea whose wedding they were even at; they were just there for fun.

Soon Karen and Rat drove up to Najime Park in their #couplegoals convertible. They parked in the spot nearest to the wedding site and sat down in their designated seats. They weren't really sure if they wanted to be there considering that Senpie just blew up their #couplegoals space ship and garage, but they figured a wedding is a wedding and a wedding is nice. Their robot manager also came along since it was their day off and they usually watched paint dry all day if they weren't working. 

DUCK sighed. He wished Spookman were there. . . He sighed some more. . . He wished that he could kiss Spookman. 

Child's expression turned from happy to devastated. How could the bride be having such thoughts about someone else? Especially at their own wedding! Child stood up and shouted, "You're cheating on Senpie with Spookman!"

Everyone in the park gasped. DUCK quivered in fear. "W-What? No! I love Senpie!"

"I can read your mind!" Child screamed. "You were thinking about kissing Spookman!" 

Zenpi put his hand over his mouth. 

DUCK turned to him and said, "Senpie. . . bby, you know this is fake. . . right!?" 

"I—" Zenpi stammered, "I don't know how to feel. . ." 

"And you're not even Senpie!" Child yelled.

Everyone gasped again.

"HUH?!" DUCK said way too loudly.

Child immediately ran up to Zenpi and kicked him in the knees.

"AGHH! Stupid sticky child!" Zenpi fell to the floor. 

"You killed Senpie! Shame on you!" Child yelled. "Shame! ON! YOU!"

"A-Are you. . .," DUCK stuttered, ". . . Zenpi?!"

"NO BBY—" Zenpi said, "or should I even call you that. . . AFTER YOU CHEATED ON ME!"

"YOU LIED TO ME!" DUCK screamed.

"I'M DIVORCING YOU!" Zenpi shouted.

DUCK clutched the diamond ring in his fricking feather and ran in the opposite direction of Zenpi. Zenpi gasped and sped after him, tackling him to the ground. 

"LET ME GO!" DUCK yelled. He shuffled around, trying to escape Zenpi's grasp. He accidentally dropped the diamond ring in his feather hands and it flew somewhere across the park.

"You. . . DUCK!" Zenpi yelled. He took out a knife and stabbed DUCK in the back. DUCK made his last quack before collapsing and bleeding out red water. 

"Oh, dahym," Sophia said while tossing handfuls of popcorn into her mouth. "Well, he's a goner."

"MY TRUE LOVE!"

Sophia turned around. "Oh crap." Boss, Octopus Two, and Octopus Three were standing right before her.

"A'ight, have fun girlie," Emily said. She snatched Sophia's box of popcorn and tossed a handful in her mouth.

Boss, Octopus Two, and Octopus Three snatched Sophia and the three children and ran away to their evil octopus building. Emily waved Sophia goodbye and turned back to the murder scene. Her eyes widened with surprise and shock, because right there with DUCK and Zenpi was Senpie.