Haruhi's Beloved Twin Sister (Ouran OHSHC)

6-Brothers Fight

Hiromi's POV

I went to the club room a bit late. I stood outside the door with my hand resting on the handle. "You're almost failing English. I don't see how you got in on an academic scholarship." I sighed, I just have to try harder. I opened the door heard Tamaki ranting to the twins. He was presenting them a laptop.

In curiosity I went over to them. I tried to peek at the screen. Soon enough fan girls came over surrounding us. I glanced down and saw a photoshopped photo of Haruhi. Tamaki passed it off to one of the girls. I followed him away from the crowd.

I went over to Haruhi. The twins called out in unison they asked, "Okay. So which one of us is Hikaru?"

She pointed to the one to our left. Haruhi spoke up, "This one is Kaoru." I was already pointing to our right, Hikaru. She then pointed to the one on the right, "This one is Hikaru." Yep. She got it. I smiled.

"Uh-oh, you got it wrong." The pair commented.

"No, I know I'm right. You guys may look alike but you're very different." Haruhi responded.

A couple girls came up to talk to Haruhi. I kept my eyes on the other set of twins. Hikaru and Kaoru slightly separated from each other. I noticed them staring intently at Haruhi.

"Well, how do I put it. It's kind of difficult to explain." Haruhi pondered. "But Hikaru's speech and actions make him come across a little more mischievous than Kaoru."

This made Kaoru start snickering. Then the pair began going back and forth. I slowly got closer to them seeing them upset. Then I could hear them.

"I only do that because you look lonely! I don't choose to sleep in your bed idiot!" Kaoru furiously reprimanded.

"Who are you calling an idiot!? You're the one who sucks at math!" Hikaru roughly stated.

"You're failing your foreign language class, you big dummy!" Kaoru continued.

"Oh the way you grind your teeth is definitely..." Hikaru began.

"At least I don't toss and turn so much that I fall out of bed." Kaoru rashly commented.

"Sex pixie!" Hikaru yelled.

"Sicko!" Kaoru yelled.

"You're mama wears to much makeup! That's it! We're over!" The pair in synch yelled at each together. The pair started to head to leave the room.

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At lunch I stood behind the pair in line. I gently clutched the elbow of Haruhi's blazer. They're probably about to start. They began ordering in unison. Frustration became laced into their features.

"I was wondering what all the fuss was about." Tamaki came in. He commanded the cafeteria's attention along with all the other hosts. "I can't believe you two are still fighting. You're a disgrace to the host club."

"We've had enough of this." Honey came over. "You're both to blame for this fight." He then reached behind him presenting a cake. Honey's eyes were glistening with hope. He kept on carrying on about the cake.

After a bit, Hikaru finally decided to sit down. "Haruhi, you want to sit here with me?" I went over and sat in the chair across from Haruhi.

"Uh, okay." she lightly replied.

"So what's that? What'd you bring for lunch?" Hikaru pointed to her lunch.

"Yesterday's leftovers and a rolled omelet." She replied. She gently looked down at it.

"You wanna switch with me? I had to order something different from Kaoru so it's something I don't even like." Hikaru shrugged.

Hikaru didn't wait for a reply. He snatched hers away and slid his across the table to her. "That's fine with me." She blandly said.

She picked up a forkful and ate it. Her eyes watered with the fork still against her lips. I'm glad Haru likes it. But I don't like that they're still fighting. Tamaki then appeared trying to trade Hikaru with his lunch, Hikaru refused.

Kaoru then sat down beside me. "So,Hiromi, want to trade?" He didn't delay, he snatched my bento box and pushed me his plate. Haruhi liked it... I picked up the spoon and grabbed some off the plate.

I bit into it and smiled. Yeah, I guess it is nice. After a bit the twins began tossing food at one another. Haruhi and I exchanged glances.

The pair then began throwing things at one another. This included Kuma-chan, Tamaki, Honey and Mori. Haruhi after slight hesitation got up and grabbed her lunch. She stated, "I think I'm going to go eat in my classroom after all."

I nodded and mimicked her actions. I grabbed my lunch and began following her.

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I stood with the hosts as the twins destroyed the room. In the end there was a pile of stuff with Honey sitting on top. "Don't you guys think it's time to give up all this fighting?" Tamaki asked with frustration. "It's driving me insane."

"Driving you insane?! You've got to be kidding me! How do you think I feel right now? Every time I look in the mirror I see his face. I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you, Kaoru. The truth is I hate your guts!" Hikaru ranted.

"You took the words right out of my mouth. That's why I bought this!" Kaoru felt around in his blazer then pulled out the wooden cat, "Beelzenef the curse doll! I'm going to complete the curse, Hikaru."

"Boys, enough of this fighting!" I called out.

Kaoru pulled out a pen, "Stay out of this. I'm going to write your name on his back, Hikaru." Hikaru grimaced. Kaoru continued, "From this day forward your going to experience nothing but misfortune and sorrow." Kaoru began writing on the doll.

Haruhi ran forward hitting them both atop their heads, "Will you guys knock it off?" She held up the doll to them, "What do you think you're doing? You don't bring something like this into a petty fight."

They stared at her in awe. She went on, "Both of you are at fault here. But what's really sad is that you brought everyone else around you into your big mess!"

"Now, apologize to each other. If you don't make up right now I'm never going to let you come over to my house. Have I made myself clear?" Haruhi proclaimed.

Instantly the pair smirked. "So, then what you're saying Haruhi is that if we make up we can come over to your place?" They instantly linked together in a hug. She flipped the doll over and screamed. The Hitachiin's high-five each other then embraced one another.

The doll dropped from Haruhi's hand clattering against the floor. "Twins with to much time on their hands, are the devil..." Tamaki trailed off. Does he forget me and Haruhi are? He is an "idiot king."

Originally Published: January 5, 2022
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