Again, this book should not be taken seriously.
As Bill was walking home he felt so lonely. "Omg im so sad i have no friends😥😥😥" he croid and sat on his porch "omg im so depressed and sad omg cries"
At that moment Jack was also walking home with aymee and her nerd friends. Then suddenly he saw a suspicious figure crying on the porch next to his own. "Guys excuse me im going home now" "OKAY JACK BYEEE IM GOING TO FOREVER 21" screamed stoopid amy. Ugh why was he even friends with her he cant even 🙄🙄🙄
As he walked up to the mysterious porch he recognized the person crying. "OMG UMBRELLA CHAN?125???"
Bill looked up "omg hamantha"
Jack got a bit an gree. "Look i kno i made that song but just because i did does not mean i am hamantha okay" he tried to be patient with bill.
"K whatever so how did you know i libed here"
"I didnt this is where i live and when i saw the person next door (you bill) was crying i got worried. So whats wrong."
Bill ignored the question. "OMG WE R NEYBORS NOW YAY!!!" he hugged jack.
"Yes but now tell me whats wrong."
Bill unhugged jack. "Well im so lonely and i habe no friends 🥺🥺"
Jack felt so bad bc at one point he was also a nerd hermit loner. "Well be unsad u have me and im always here 😚😙🤭🤫🤩🤩😜😇"
"Oh em gee really"
"Yes"
"Yay"
So then they made weird cryptic vidoes to be continued.
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(JOKE) 17 is the number for us (bill wurtz x jack stauber)
Fanfiction(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound...
