After Jack hung up he heard a knock at his door. "Hmm I wonder who that could bee" so he opened the door in a very strong masculine fashion to find Bill standing there, wearing a pink tutu.
"OMG BILL YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL"
Bill smiled "see this is why i was sad over losing it, i look amazing in pink"
Jack's gaze moved down to the tag which was still on the newly bought tutu. "Omg this look is so perfect you slay queen"
"Yes i know" Bill said very femininely and submissivly.
Then Bill got a very noisy notification on his phone.
"Oh by the way i have a joostin beaver concert to go to now bye"
He left. Jack was so sad now. "Omg how could he just leave me for stupid joostin beaver im way more masculine and strong and musically talented 😤😤" jack decided he was going to prove himself to bill and break in the concert and take joostin beavers place.
So jack quickly used his phone to track where the concert was happening and drove over there. Then it was easy because stupid joostin had put literal scarecrows instead of security guards to save money so jack could just walk right in (omg so epic jack is such a strong daredevil) and he was now climbing onstage.
Meanwhile joostin was starting his concert. "Hi everyone my nane is Jared... I mean J.J.... I mean Justice..."
"BOO!" even the fangirls were done with this bs. They were about to leave when suddenly....
JACK STAUBER WALKED IN!!!!!1!!!1!
"OH MY GOODNESS JACK MY HERO 🥺🥺🥺" bill shouted. Jack knocked joostin beaver unconscious and started to sing all of his songs. The fans shouted and screamed but no one was louder than bill. Suddenly jack lifted bill onto the stage "OMG JACK UR SO MASCULINE AND STRONG 🥺🥺🥺" and jack said "yes u are right 😉" so they sung their songs together and were happy for the rest of the night. I will not say the end because this is not the end yet
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(JOKE) 17 is the number for us (bill wurtz x jack stauber)
Fanfiction(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound...
