"Wats the solution"
"I need u to go to walmart and stand outside"
Bill hesitantly agreed. "Ok now wat"
"Now go...to...the mcdonalds...outside of the walmart...."
He did it "now what"
"Now get me two number nines, a number nine large..."
"OH LORD NO" Bill interrupted.
"fine fine go back to the walmart and go to the kids clothes section"
Bill did it and omg there it was!!! A pink tutu just like his other one!!! He casually shoplifted it and put it on
"Omg the tag makes it so beautiful"
"I know right"
"Thanks jack" bill now felt more affection to jack for helping him.
Jack was also very happy that he could do something for umbrella-chan "no problem"Aight ill be going to sleep now, hope you enjoyed the chapter.
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(JOKE) 17 is the number for us (bill wurtz x jack stauber)
Fanfiction(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound...