Bill and Jack were sitting on Jack's porch watching the roadrunners and chilling. Of course in any fanfiction there has to be some kind of 'emotional awakening', (do you call it that?) and they were about to go through that when Bill started crying.
"Omg Bill whats rong im here two hellp🥺🥺🥺" Jack exclaimed. Bill looked up at him "O-oh em gee Jack i just realized how much i appreciate you and i never want you to leave me plsss" Jack was so shocked that Bill was thinking about him and he appreciated it. "Omg Bill ill never leave u 🥺🥺🥺" and Jack would keep this promise because Bill was best femboy...(no cap) a-and also songwriter yeah
"Come hear my Jacky-bear"
"No you come here my pizza hut- i mean princess"
They shared a heartfelt hug until it started to rain and all the roadrunners went inside. Then Jack gave Bill his expensive oversized leather jack-et and they danced the night away.
(Afterthoughts: best joke fic ever please follow)
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(JOKE) 17 is the number for us (bill wurtz x jack stauber)
Fanfiction(this was written as a joke do not take this seriously at all) (In this au they are both 18) Jack met Bill at his friend Amy's 17th birthday party. Unable to get Bill off of his mind, Jack is pining to meet him again. But what happens next is bound...
