Lover Boy - A Simon Kalivoda fanfic

Pound Town (8)

"Seriously, if we're right and they're after her...let's give these assholes what they want." Josh said 

"Okay, so what's the plan?" I asked Josh

"We drive to school, we use Sam's blood to lure them there, we lead them to a bathroom or something, then we use gasoline and fire and shit to blow them up." He said 

"We should take clothes from the lost and found." I stated "We can't wear clothes that have Sam's blood on them or else they'll go after us as well."

"This sounds good and all but where is Sam gonna be during this?" Deena chimed in

"The bathroom, obviously. She can use the vent in the girl's bathroom to climb out of as soon as she lures the psychos in. She'll be fine as long as she gets out fast enough." Kate responded

"Let's do it." Sam said

And with that Kate started the ambulance up again and set towards the school. When we get there we head to the hallway with the bathroom we'll be using and Simon grabs the box of lost and found items.

"Alright, we have to decontaminate." Josh said as everyone started grabbing out clothes "You can't have any of Sam's blood on you like Y/N said earlier."

"Well, not too much I can do about that." Sam said walking towards the cafeteria which was next to the hallway we were in, Deena followed after her.

"Deena, you have to get clean too! Not a single drop, okay?" Josh yelled as she left

I grabbed a pair of high-waisted jean shorts and a striped sweater. Simon, Josh, Kate, and I all got up to get cleaned up. I decided to give Josh a little nudge,

"You coming Y/N?" Kate asked standing at the bathroom door

"Rub-a-dub-dub time." Simon said as he walked in

"I'm actually going in with Simon." I said as I walked in before Josh

"Hey, wait." Kate said to Josh who was trying to walk in after me "I don't wanna go in by myself." 

"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start."Josh slowly closed the door and walked over to the bathroom with Kate.

"He owes me." I said as I walked to the sink next to Simon

"I think you two are about even actually." Simon said while taking off his shirt

"How do you figure?" I asked

"Well, you get to be alone in here with me." He said walking up to me grabbing my waist

(Besties I'm sorry but I refuse to write smut that shit is so awkward so heres some PG-13 Simon time.)

We began to kiss a bit as he took off my shirt 

"Simon. I'm not doing it with you in our school's bathroom while there are dead murdering psychopaths after us." I said leaning my forehead against his.

"Making out is fine though, right?" He asked pulling me closer

"Making out is fine." I said

After a few minutes we finally finished changing and walked out. Simon was now wearing a woman's blueish purple low-cut sweater with horrible orange pants. We were the first ones out surprisingly.

"Maybe we have time to go back in there for a few minutes..." Simon said as he tugged at my jean shorts. Just as he said that however Kate and Josh walked out doing an "act like nothing just happened" routine

"Nooo." Simon said in a teasingly shocked tone

"Calm down." Kate said shutting him down "It was barely first base."