With You In A Coma

Chapter 24

"Here comes the bride oh dressed in white...

hold up hold up hold up can we switch the language...

If you-, If you see the homies with the guap (with the guap)

With the knots (with the knots), in the Rolls (in the Rolls)

That's how I know you niggas really, really broke (really broke)

With no goals (with no goals), and it shows (and it shows)

The money blue, designer shoes
Jimmy Choo, Louis boots, boots

If you see the homies with the guap (with the guap)

With the knots (and the knots), in the Rolls (in the Rolls)

That's how I know you niggas really, really broke (really broke)

With no goals (with no goals), and it shows (and it shows)

The money blue, designer shoesJimmy Choo, Louis boots, boots"

Tiago and Daisy three stepped down the aisle as hood Beethoven blasted through the huge in-built speakers. I watched as she almost tripped on her long white dress when Riker caught her like the knight in shining armour he was.

'I told you you'd trip and fall.' Riker laughed.

'I knew you'd catch me when I landed.' Daisy smirked.

I sat in the massive crowd watching it all unfold as the lovely couple exchanged vows. 'Although I eat a lot and end up farting, I never blew you away.' Daisy said making the guests laugh. 'I think your farts are cute.' Riker interjected.

Riley, the hot brother handed the two their rings. Time lapsed and the two were pronounced husband and wife. 'Mr and Mrs Elliot.' The wedding officiant introduced them.

'Oh sorry I'd forgotten this, if anyone here or not here objects to the holy matrimonial joining of...'

'Objection your honour. Oh wait you're not a judge. Mr pastor, I object, I refuse, I rebuke, I oppose, I repudiate...that's my girlfriend.' Eldon rose from a hospital bed that was now on the red carpet aisle. Everyone looked at the sickly pale boy.

Forgetting her groom, Daisy ran down the aisle and hugged Eldon. She couldn't believe that he'd woken from the coma. 'I missed you so much.' She said and then realized how it must've looked to everyone.

'Oh no no no guys I love that one.' She pointed towards Riker.

'What?! When did this happen?' I tried my best to explain everything to him and he seemed to understand.

Riker stood beside Eldon and touched his shoulder. 'Don't worry man, we can share I'll have her January through June and you'll have her July through December.' Eldon nodded liking the plan. And before Daisy could voice her thoughts, she was up on the platform exchanging vows with Eldon.

Lastly, Riker and Eldon stood on the stage exchanging bro code. 'I promise I'll not male gaze Daisy when it's your season.' Eldon said. 'I promise I'll not destroy her woman during my season.' Riker sealed it. They dapped each other and bro hugged.

'The hell.' I screamed waking up. Opening my eyes, I realized that I was indeed still in la la land. Curse that last injection. I scowled. My brain hurt with confusion of everything I'd just dreamt about. I refused to even make sense out of the senseless.