Trickster Attempts to Spook Scissors

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(Baku is sneaking around Hasami's house like he usually does)


Baku: *taps on window* Oh, teddy~bear...

Hasami: *mimics his voice* Get lo~ost...

(He opens the window anyway and climbs in)

Hasami: Didn't you hear me?  I said, get lost!

(He's sitting on her bed now, actually looking creepier than normal)

Hasami: Hey!  I never told you you could do that...

Baku: *smiling and putting his face way too close to Hasami's* Guess what, dear?

Hasami: Wait, what are you doing...I dunno, what?

Baku: ...I'm going to eat your soul *Grins happily*

Hasami: ...

Baku: Hmm?

(Her eyes grow wide and she grins, pushing away from him)

Hasami: HA!  AHAHAHA, I KNEW IT!  I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING!!!  I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!

(She's grinning psychotically before collapsing onto the bed)

Hasami: ...I need sleep.

Baku: Do you want me to help you?

Hasami: Haha, no.


Trickster: Well, that was...an interesting reaction.  Being with her is always such a treat, just look at those reactions! 

Trickster: On a side note, I don't actually know why anyone would want to eat a soul.  It tastes like a star.  And not a sweet, delicate little dream star either.  I mean an actual star.  A big, hot, flaming ball of gas.  No, thank you.

Pichu: Thank you for your, uh, input.  Anyway, feel free to bug the modules more!

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