Pichu's One-Shots, Requests and Stuff

Writing practice

Maaaaaaay have borrowed some prompts from @Strange_Dark_Child...  crediting them in case they read this.

"Write 100 sentences that do not connect. Start the first with "I" and the second with "You" and alternate."

Kinda misunderstood the prompt, but whatever.  Have some Trickster x Scissors confrontation that I wrote back in 2021.

By the way, "I" is Trickster and "You" is Scissors

I love you

You hate me

I like to follow you

You hate it when I follow you

I snuck into your house at night

You threw things at me

I have a cane

You have scissors

I want to hug you

You attacked me

I dodged the attack

You shooed me out

I have grey eyes

You have blue eyes

I took your bear

You stole my tapir

I don't know why he did it

You wanted revenge

I chased you

You killed me?

I was kidding

You were dreaming

I want your dreams

You want me to jump off a cliff

I am sorry

Your nightmares smell delicious

I feel hungry

You are sleeping

I nudge you

You opened your eyes

I want to kiss you

You kicked me in the face

I fell out the window

You slammed the door

I don't feel good

You locked all the doors and windows

I pretended to leave

You think you've won?

I waited until morning

You found me passed out on the floor

I hate the sunlight

You threw water on me

I am wet

Your eyes are bright

I'm starving

You glared at me

I lunged at you

You can't escape!

I got kicked again...

You... are so stubborn

I am stuck

You rolled your eyes

I closed the curtains

You are now in the dark

I can see in the dark

You are crying

I comfort you

You push me away

I want to help...

You called me a name

I am almost flattered

You want me to leave

I can't leave you!

You scowled

I hugged you

You struggled

I try to pet your head

You glared at me

I restrained myself

You look scared

I can help you...

You won't let me

I sit in the dark with you

You're worried you'll be stuck here?

I'll protect you

You don't have to worry

I think you're interesting

You are irresistible

I notice you're crying

You want me to dry your tears?

I was just joking

You fell asleep

I held you tighter

You're having a good dream?

I lick my lips

You just smiled

I smile back

You'll never let me have it

I still enjoy it

You're a strange girl

I'll keep waiting

You'll eventually see the truth

I'll free you

You don't have to be scared

I will probably be attacked again

You woke up

I forgive you

You obviously don't

I want this to go on forever

You are my little teddy bear