Pichu: *up way too late watching Katy Perry music videos*
(She suddenly feels a tap on her shoulder)
Pichu: YEEEEEK!!! *turns around to see Trickster behind her* You scared the living daylights out of me!
Trickster: You should be asleep...why on earth are you staring at that box? And...what's that noise?
Pichu: Just Katy Perry.
Trickster: Katy Perry?
Pichu: She's an American singer. I don't know if you'd like her.
Trickster: Oh? Let me see.
*"I Kissed a Girl" starts playing. Pichu gets up and he sits down in her place*
Trickster: *staring at Katy on screen fixated* What is...Oh my...Oh MY~
Pichu: Uh...are you okay?
Trickster: Who is this...beautiful creature?
Pichu: I already told you. It's Katy Perry. Are you going to give me back my seat?
*He ignores her and keeps watching. Another video comes up. It's the famous "California Gurls"*
Pichu: I guess you can watch a few more...wait...oh no, not THAT one....
*He's completely mesmerized. Is he drooling?*
Pichu: I get it. A lot of boys feel that way about Katy Perry.
Trickster: *ignoring her* The perfect mixture of sweet and savory...Mmmm...
Pichu: Uh, you like that one? That's "California Girls", from her album Teenage Dream...Mip! *covers her mouth as she realizes what she just said*!
Trickster: Teenage...Dream? *His eyes go wide*
*Pichu mentally slaps herself. She just stands there while he watches more videos. After a while, he gets up.*
Trickster: Well, that was certainly interesting. I think I'd like to have a taste of that teenage dream...Hehe.
Pichu: Oh my peep NO! DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR KATY PERRY!
Trickster: You can't stop me Miss Pichu..I truly wonder what kind of dreams she has. Bon Appetit indeed... *grins and jumps out the window*
Pichu: Oh my peep...What have I done?
(Based on a true story. If there are any Katy Cats out there, please join forces with me. We have to protect Katy from the dream eater! Nobody wants a monochrome Katy. Nobody.)
(By the way, if you don't get it, please do watch the videos)
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