Brawl Stars Short Stories

Guard Duty at Bull's

(18+ Warning)

Ah Retropolis. A city where the baddest of the bad and the rough n' tough citizens dwell within. If you want to avoid the high crime rate that happens here, then I suggest visiting at Bull's: A 50's looking restuarant run by the man himself, Bull Blanco. This restuarant allows anyone from any position from the low class to the wealthy, you will be dying to enjoy a great time eating and chatting. However, Bull's will be closing for the night as another day of work is complete with satisfied customers and the money all cashed in.

As Bull was about to leave the building for the night, he received a phone call from Crow, his most trusted member of the gang.
Bull: "Crow what's the deal?! I was about to leave the building goddammit!"
Crow: "Save your anger for later, boss! We have an emergency and we need you right now pronto!"
Bull: "Emergency? Oh no!! You don't mean-"
Crow: "Unfortunately yes, it happened. Come to the base near Barley's Bar and we'll explain the details."
Bull: "No need to tell me birdbrain although there is another situation at hand that needs to be monitored. My safe in my office needs to be watched over for the night. Normally Bibi would be here but she had her own plans, of course she would!"
Crow: "Well you have to think of a solution boss! Those hooligans will be long gone if we don't act now!"
Bull thought of  a plan to fix this mess until an idea flashed.
Bull: "Heh don't worry. I've got just the plan."
As Bull finished that sentence, he hung up the call with Crow and started dialing another phone number.
Bull: "Hello? Yea I need you two to come to Bull's..."

(Timeskip)

??? 1: "So this must be the place right? It's so dark out here than any other location in Brawltopia. This light(from a lantern) doesn't compare to Mortis' Manor."
??? 2: "It is no doubt. Although that sign looks more dead than the town. Hahahaha! Oh that doesn't get old!"
??? 1: "Sssh. Quiet!! Criminals could be lurking around here at these times." (slaps ??? 2 on the face)
??? 2: "Ouch! Watch where you're hitting. You're gonna ruin my beauty."
The two figures entered inside the building through the front door. Inside looked a lot darker with the two figures trying to find a lightswitch.
??? 1: "Man this is so dark! You remember what Bull said about the location of the lightswitch. "
??? 2: "Hmm from what I recall, he said it would be located in his office left from the front entrance."
The two figures then headed to the left as carefully as they could without making much noise. Even though the building is closed for the night, it felt abandoned with only the wind whistling being heard from outside. They entered the left hallway and located the office thanks to the sign with "Office" pointing towards the door. They entered in and ??? 1 was able to find the lightswitch turning on the lights inside the office also revealing the two figures who turned out to be Shelly and Colt.

Shelly: "Much better. This lantern almost ran out of light I thought we were done for."
Colt: "It's all thanks to my smartness for locating the office of course."
Shelly: "Yea yea enough about the smartness. Now where's our objecti- oh there it is."
Shelly noticed a pinned up paper next to the office door. It read "Guard safe you f*cks."
Shelly: "Well that was rude. Anyway, this should be easy peasy! You ready amigo?"
Colt: "Oh I was born ready!"
The two pulled out their weapons and moved to the front of the safe behind Bull's desk feeling ready to bash down any criminals who broke in.

(4 hours later)

Shelly: "Well this sucks ass."
Colt: (looks himself in the mirror he has in his pocket) "Not for me though. Ooh you looking fiine man. Too pretty for pain. That hair is gorgeous."
Shelly annoyed at Colt's yapping of beauty grabbed Colt's mirror by force and shot it with her gun.
Colt: "Hey what was that for?! I'm admiring my own beauty in peace!"
Shelly: "Look! It's already been 4 hours since we guarded the safe and no criminal hasn't even broken in. While that's good news, nothing is happening than you talking to yourself!"
Colt: "Woah calm down Shelly! You feeling act up all because of no action and me? You should atleast be thankful that nobody broke in the building."
???: "Do you really think that though?"
Shelly and Colt paused when they heard an unfamiliar voice and immediately pulled out their weapons again.
Shelly: "Who are you?! Show yourselves if you don't wanna get hurt!"
The voice that was heard was then followed by footsteps approaching to the office.
???: "I didn't expect two guards to be here for the night. Guess Bull was too afraid to leave his valuables stolen and had to hire two of you instead of one. How interesting."
Colt: "Look we don't wanna cause trouble. Just please show yourself and we can have a nice chat. (Nervous laughter)
The two footsteps that was heard was turned into four, then ten, then 50. Shelly and Colt knew that this won't be easy as they held their triggers close.
???: "This guard duty is over now! We won't listen to the likes of you. Get em boys!"
The hallway lights were turned on revealing a large group of criminals wearing blue bandanas and holding wooden bats charging to the office. The leader was seen by the door that led to the hallway. He looked just like the criminals although he had a shotgun and wearing shades.

Shelly and Colt started shooting the criminals decimating them until they were injured. The leader called in more of his gang members with numbers increasing up to 75.
Shelly: "This is too much we can't survive like this! Colt! You focus on the leader and I will take care the rest of them."
Colt: "You sure about this? We are already outnumbered but you taking them all by yourself? Seems like a bit of a suicide mission don't you think?"
Shelly: "No worries. My health won't be going to zero anytime soon."
Shelly patched a bandaid on her face healing her instantly giving a smirk.
Colt: "Hahaha very funny Shelly. Alright I'm counting on you!"
Colt ran taking care of the gang members while going to the leader leaving Shelly to take out a large majority.
Shelly: "This will be fun! Going all out today!!"

The war was ongoing with the gang members getting injured or killed one by one.
Shelly: "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!! OH THIS FEELS GREAT!!"
Colt: "Give up now! You may be great with numbers but our strength outnumbered your gang."
Gang Leader: "Those b*tches don't compare to me. I will show you why they call me "Swag Shot".
The leader loaded up his shotgun and starting to shooting frantically at the brawlers giving little mercy.
However, the duo didn't let it bother them as they ran up to the gang leader and shot him at the same time causing the leader to be knocked back so hard that he crashed through the front window of the restuarant.

Gang Leader: "Goddamn you two! You ruined our chances. And you killed almost all of my men!"
Shelly: "Well you should've listened to us. We were being merciful and you were not."
Colt: "Yea! Alright you can calm down Shelly. That bloodlust is really getting into you."
Gang Leader: "Uggh. I won't let you two get away with this."
As a last resort, the leader grabbed a bomb (from god knows where) and was just about to light it up until a familiar voice was heard.
???: "HEY BANDANA BOY. You trying to destroy my building are you?"
Gang Leader: "Oh no! Not you at this time!"
Shelly and Colt: "Bull!"
Bull: "Thank f*ck I got here in time. So what do you have to say for yourself punk?"
Bull said as he held up the injured gang leader.
Gang Leader: "Haha well you see-"
Bull: "I'll take that as "Money!" Now get out of here or do you want to have Bull to give you the TREATMENT?!"
As Bull said that, he threw the gang leader out of sight. (Not in the sky)

Bull: "Now that that's over with, I suppose I can commend your actions for guarding my safe from that gang. GOD I WANT TO RIP THEIR PRESENCE OUT OF EXISTENCE."
Shelly: "No worries! You did hire us for the deed after all. Come on Colt, Spike must be waiting for us."
Colt: "Right behind ya Shelly!"
The duo then left Retropolis leaving Bull to reopen the building. He gazed at the left hallway spotting a bunch of bodies of the aforementioned gang either dead or injured as he entered the building. The window will need fixing too but the employees can take care of all that. Bull entered in his office and opened up the safe making sure all of his valuables were not stolen that Shelly claimed. Everything was in check but then he noticed a note next to the gems that were looking low in numbers. It read "Thanks for the gems Bull. Really appreciate it. Signed Shelly."

Bull: "GODDAAAAAAAAMMMMIT!!"

Never steal Bull's valuables.