Monophobia || cc!Wilbur x fem!oc

chapter 5.

For this chapter, we're gonna pretend Will uses Twitter.

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Wilbur Soot @/WilburSoot • 9m
hey bitches, its Aurora. go to my youtube at oh fuck got to go shit shi
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Wilbur Soot @/WilburSoot • 7m
LMAO SHE ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED POST IN A PANIC- anyway q&a with Aurora at 3?
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So here I was, sitting in front of Will's monitor. I stole his office chair while he sat in a stool that stood in the kitchen. It's been a few days since I moved in and all is well; the stuff that got lost in California arrived, we went out and bought me some furniture from IKEA (which I still hadn't set up, but at least I have a mattress now), and I started watching the streams whenever I was bored. I had to admit that they were actually pretty funny.

"Ready to start?" He asked me, snapping me out of my thoughts. I smiled and nodded, while he unmuted the mic and changed the screen from "starting soon" to us.

"Holy shit, I look hot with eye bags." I said immediately, looking at the monitor which showed us sitting.

Will looked confused for a moment, so I looked at him. "Ok, I know it's weird but I genuinely believe eye bags are hot. Like, you're sleep deprived? Me too, only hot bitches are sleep deprived, convince me otherwise."

"...Hey guys!" He excitedly greeted, moving right past my eye bag comment.

"I will make you acknowledge my eye bags by the end of the day." I said, playfully glaring at him.

We moved right past that when a text to speak donation was read out in a monotone voice, "pronoun check? you're very pretty <3"

"Literally marry me chat, you guys are the best." I said, forming half of a heart with my middle and index fingers. "I use she/they pronouns."

Chat was soon spammed with stuff like "WIN FOR THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY" and "ILYILYILY," but I knew there would be some hate messages in there somewhere. So, when I spotted one that said "you're a she," I got close to the microphone.

"You're a she." I mocked. "Bestie, that's the whole point of using she/they pronouns. Get with the program." I finished, backing away from the mic as another dono was read.

"Sexuality? If you wouldn't mind that is :)"

"Do I make the joke that might get me cancelled? Although I'm allowed to make it? Absolutely. One could say I'm smoking hot." I said, winking at the camera.

(A/N: I'm allowed to make this joke, please understand how funny this is.)

Chat was filled with some confusion, but the people that got it said they were wheezing. Will looked at me with that expression again.

"How is that gonna get you cancelled?"

I put my hand over my mouth, trying to suppress my laughter. "I guess it's a mystery."

The monotone voice sounded again, this time asking "We know that you're American, but why did you move to Britain? According to what Phil says, it was a last minute decision."