Pretty lies

We need a new plan

Hidans POV
"I like hanging out with you and I was wondering if you would like to make it official..?" Kakuzu says right after I stuffed my mouth with a piece of pizza. "H-hell yeah!" I stutter out almost choking on my food and probably spitting it all over him.

"Love the enthusiasm but don't talk with your mouth full." I smile at him and nuzzling my head into his shoulder trying to swallow the food in my mouth. But me being me I just tried to swallow it without chewing. I tap on kakuzus shoulder starting to lose my breath.

I've only choked on my food twice before and itachi was there to help me. Kakuzu just looks at me like I'm joking, I grab at my neck trying to cough out the food be he just laughed. "Nice prank you almost got me." he roles his eyes at me.

At this point, my vision is starting to get blurry and fade. "HES DYING SOMEONE HELP!" some random girl yells out causing everyone to pay attached to me. I feel arms wrapped around my waist but it's not Kakuzu he's just making eye contact with me.

I can see a tiny bit of fear and a bit of jealousy in his eyes. The person who helped me gets the food out of my mouth and hands me water. "T-thank you, sir." I mumble out after coughing a bit. "No problem the name is hiruzen, sir makes me sound older than I already am."

I smile and nod at him handing him the water back but he just shakes his head and walks back to his table. People started clapping and cheering for the old man. "I'm sorry I didn't know come on let's go I'll get you something you can't choke on." He grabs my hand and drags me out of the restaurant and across the street.

The ice cream place is right across the street so I guess if he buys me some I can accept his apology.

Obtios POV
I walk back to the warehouse and do a little dance. "It went so well! I even made him blush, until that stupid redhead came in" I whisper to myself letting my anger take over. I have to get rid of him. Maybe I can put something in his food.

"Hey did it work? I did some laundry today so your stuff is folded on the bed." rose pats my shoulder. I nod and smile at her before walking away. Whenever rose is here pain is always somewhere nearby and as much as I love causing trouble I need a nap.

I walk up to my room bumping into kisame who's eyes are red it looks like he's been crying. He randomly starts laughing and wipes the tears that are falling from his eyes "did you see what happened with kakuzu!?" He asks me trying to stop laughing.

I shake my head and he hands me his phone. Instagram is already open so I just refresh the page and a bunch of videos showing hidan choking on his food and kakuzu not giving a shit. Kisame try's to breathe and calm down but he just burst out laughing again.

I chuckle a bit before handing him his phone back. "Anyone catch your eye?" I ask him making him role his eyes. "I already have a girlfriend why do you think I always leave at night." He has a dumb look on his face but I can't help it if I didn't know.

"I sleepover at her place so I don't have to sleep on a cot and dream about some ugly blonde." I draw my hand back getting ready to punch that stupid look at his face but somebody grabs my hand and pulls it behind my back.

"Don't talk shit about his love now you got lucky got here to stop him if I didn't you'd be dead." I don't have to look behind me to know that voice. I can tell kisame is shocked, he's barely heard zetsu talk before. Zetsu lets my arm go with a push and shakes his head walking past us probably going to his room.

Zetsu isn't one to hang out with others he just hangs out in his room. He only goes out at night and when pain gives him someone to kill nobody sees him leave or do it the only way we know he did it is because of the news. I walk to my room and lay down on kakuzus bed I don't feel like moving my clothes.

I look at my phone expecting a message from deidara but it's nothing except an amber alert. Rose probably kidnapped some kid again, apparently, she can't have her own kids so she takes children and mothers them for about an hour or two and takes them back to wherever she took them.

I close my eyes and smile thinking about deidara. I can't help but think that stupid sasori guy did something with the paper. Doesn't matter anyway I made sure to find deidaras number so I could just text him and pretend he gave it to me. I slowly start to drift off but that doesn't last long.

"OBITO I CANT BELIEVE IT I ASKED HIM OUT AND I ALMOST KILLED HIM!" kakuzu yells while jumping on me. "Shut up my deidara is literally in the hospital because of me I think I've got it worse." I mumble out kicking him off the bed hearing him grunt once he hits the ground.

"We need a plan." I start to nod until I remember what happened last time I had a plan. "No way I almost killed deidara last time I thought of a plan." I turn and lay facing the wall so I don't have to see kakuzus frown.

I close my eyes again slowly drifting off thinking about holding my deidara in my arms.