Pretty lies

The great pretender

Obtios POV
"Come on get up you've been sulking all day and I'm bored." Kakuzu says poking me all over. I can't be bothered to get up I mean I hurt my deidara that's like the worst thing I could ever do. I don't even know if he's a alive or not, he could be dead and it would be all my fault.

I push kakuzu away I can't be dealing with him right now. "Fine be that way I'll just go see hidan." He starts walking away confusing the hell out of me. "What do you mean? You are literally his enemy." he turns back to me with a huge smile.

"Think of it like Megamind or Mrs Doubtfire I take off my mask and mess with my hair a bit and after all that all I had to do is act normal and hidan says yes to a date." I hate to admit it but that's actually a good idea. Sure kakuzu is a idiot but that's not that bad of a idea.

"Go have fun with the loser." I push him out the room closing the makeshift door we made. How should I go about this I don't really have any normal looking clothing. I guess I can borrow kakuzus Cosmo Sheldrake shirt and I can just wear some jeans with a flannel.

I take of my clothes and put the new outfit on. I think my black converse with the white laces with work with this outfit. Now I just have to find those shoes. I walk out the room running into zetsu and kisame "HEY kisame have you seen my converse?" I ask already knowing that zetsu wouldn't steal them from me.

He prefers vans and he's not really a fan of laces. Kisames face looks like he's seen a ghost yet zetsu has a small smirk on his face. "Look down." I can hear kisame gasp and say a curse zetsu out.

"What do you me-" I look down and see my shoes but they are on kisame "HEY GIVE ME MY STUFF BACK!" I yell out bending down and undoing the laces. "Alright just back up." Kisame says with a groan kicking off my shoes still mumbling curse words at zetsu.

"Now don't take my stuff without asking." I grab my shoes clicking my tongue before walking away. I put on my shoes and walk out the door. I need to think of a plan, maybe I can pretend I went into the wrong room and hit it off.

Deidaras POV
"I'm going to go get you someone Wendy's because I know you won't eat the hospital food." sasori says kissing my head and getting out of the bed. "Thank you." I mumble pushing my face in the pillow. I can feel him kissing my hand before he leaves closing the door softly.

I sigh and get up needing to go to the bathroom. "hey oliver thank you for being here." I get up from the bed and pat the dog who's sleeping on the chair next to me. "Hey how y-" I turn to the door and see someone who I don't know walk in.

"Hello?" I ask him making his eyes widened. Oliver starts to growl at him but I pet him making him calm down so he doesn't get caught by a nurse or doctor who actually cares. "Oh I'm sorry I was told to come to this room!" They fumble with their fingers for a minute probably waiting for me to accept his apology.

I look him in the eyes and something seems very familiar I don't know what it is but it makes me feel warm and safe. "Ummm hello are you okay." I snap out of it realizing the person has walked closer to me. If extend my arm my a bit I'd probably touch him.

"Y-yeah I'm fine." I shake my head as oliver walks in between us and sits in front of me staring the mystery man down. I look back at his eyes and it makes my legs go weak realistically it's probably the medicine but he definitely plays part.

I can feel myself slowly leaning towards the man which doesn't go unnoticed. "Hey are you okay? Let me help you to bed." he wraps a arm around my back and grabs my hand with his other making my face heat up a bit.

This is wrong I shouldn't be feeling like this way I'm with sasori. He helps me sit on the bed gently laying me down. "Thank you and I hope you don't mind me asking but what's your name?" he smiles at me before sitting in the chair that oliver was in.

"It's obito and you?" I smile back at him. "Deidara." I swear I can see a small blush on his face but it's probably just hot in here. "Cute name but not as cute as you." he mumbles out making me blush and turn my head to the side so he won't see it.

Oliver continues to growl and let out little barks at obtio but I pick him up and he calms down only letting out a sigh or a huff from time to time. "Deidara I got th- oh hello who are you?" sasori asks walking into the room and with two drinks in a cop holder and a bag full of food.

"Here have my number." obtio grabs the tiny notepad on the desk thats placed in the corner of the room and scribbles his number and name on it. "It was nice meeting senpai!" he pats my head then glares at sasori, it looks like he bumps into sasoris shoulder on his way out but I could be seeing things.

"Give me that." sasori grabs the paper out of my hands before crumbling it up and throwing it in the trash. "Here I got you a coke and some nuggets." He hands me the bag of food cruising under his breath probably jealous.

Oliver wags his tail and licks sasoris leg before sitting in front of the door. "Think he has to go out?" I ask getting a head shake from sasori. "I took him out this morning when you were asleep. He's probably just being protective." Sasori sits in the chair next to me and stares at the door before mumbling something I can't understand.