Pretty lies

The perfect plan

Deidaras POV
Crap I shouldn't have given sasori the keys now I have no ride home. I pet ollie to relax as I sign the last line on the adoption papers. I know he just became my dog but he's already helping me relax like we were ment to meet. I take out my phone to see a bunch of messages from hidan wanting to meet the dog and Konan saying it's a bad idea.

Even Itachi said he had wanted to meet him and that's shocking because he never talks in the group chat he always leaves us on seen or delivered. I get a text from sasori saying he's on his way to pick us up. I smile and hug ollie, this is the only shelter within miles from the police station so I hope sasori gets here fast.

I grab one of the leashes off the shelf and walk to the register with Oliver in my hand. "Thank you for adopting him." She says with a smile as I hand her the papers and a $20 for the leash

"You really are a idiot." I look behind me to see sasori with a frown. "Thank you. You really are a hero!" The worker says as we walk out. I wave and get in the the front seat with oliver in my lap.

A knock on the window makes my eyes shoot open and everyone look at whoever is knocking. I look out the window and see kakashi. I role down the window and he leans in petting ollie. "Well I forgot I was supposed to watch you." He chuckles before handing me a paper.

"Anyway someone named choji akimichi was found dead in a alley way, also I can dog sit from time to time if you want." I can see his smile even with his mask on he's always been a sucker for dogs.

"Right will you give me a ride home because he'll dive it home?" I ask him making him nod and smile "yeah don't worry." He walks away probably back to his car. "Aww you'll let me take the car home." Sasori mocks making me regret it "yeah just pick me up tomorrow and I'll drop you off."

"Yeah yeah yeah. What's his name?" Sasori asks stepping on the gas "Oliver." I can't believe I just adopted a dog. "Hey isn't someone you work with allergic to dogs?" He asks me petting oliver.

"Yeah my dad I honestly forgot, I guess he better stay away from me now." I say with a chuckle. I understand how it could sound mean but my dad deserves it. Hopefully oliver isn't to old to train we can be like a real life turner and hooch. I pat oliver on the head before leaning back and closing my eyes.

Obtios POV
"I was so close!" I yell out softly punching kakuzus shoulder. "Did he freeze." He asks resting his arm on kisames shoulder. "Like a antelope in headlights" Kisame replies pushing kakuzu away.

"Listen I'm fine with you killing people but be careful." Pain says walking in with rose attached to his hip. "I can't believe he got a dog." I accidentally say out loud "what do you mean, have you been watching him this whole time!?" rose asks shaking her head.

"I don't understand how you like him." Kakuzu says ruffling my hair "hey you like the ugly one so shut up." saying that earns me a smack to the head. "He isn't ugly!" I smile and push him away.

"Yes he is I don't know how he got a girlfriend." One thing I love is instigating little arguments with kakuzu. I turn to him and see a dark look on his face "haha very funny." He crosses his arms and roles is eyes at me.

"No I'm being serious he's dating someone." I try and keep a straight face but I fail miserably "at least my crush is single." He snickers and walks out the room before I can fire back. "Don't worry to much they don't have any chemistry. a little birdie told me they'll break up."rose says patting my back.

I nod and walk away knowing she's just saying that to make me feel better. I look around and see a bunch of old posters that have been here for a while. I hate how we have to move places every month just last month we had a nice apartment with three rooms.

But now here we are in a crummy old warehouse "be grateful pain even found this place." I look to the left and see venus or should I say zetsu laying down on a blanket. "No need to ask how I see how you look at the place."

I nod walk out I can tell by the way he looks at me and the tone of his voice that I'm bothering him. We never really got along he likes to keep quiet and stay to himself and I'm the complete opposite. I wonder how I'll be able to see my deidara again.

I shake my head and chuckle I'm a idiot, I know the perfect way to see him. I just need help from a minor gang called 'team taka' all I have to do is promise them membership in the akatsuki and they'll do whatever I ask.

this should be easy I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. I pull out my phone and send pain a message that I'll be out. While I'm at it I might even rob a gas station or mug someone, I'm in way to good of a mood for anyone to bring me down especially that stupid red head named sasori, what a stupid name for a stupid guy.