Pretty lies

Discharge

Deidaras POV
"Deidara what the hell!" I'm awoken by something yelling and bursting in the room. I look up and see kakashi without his mask on showing a huge smile on his face while iruka stands next to him with a not so happy look on his face. "Uhh hi what's going on?" I ask them rubbing my eyes before looking at the clock.

It's 7 am which is way to early for me. Even if I do wake up at the crack of dawn every morning I still like to sleep in sometimes. "He got her pregnant!" Iruka whisper yells massaging his temples. I must be dreaming or I didn't hear correctly, or I guess Iruka could be going crazy I mean he lives with kakashi after all.

"Excuse him, what he ment was oliver got our dog aka irukas favorite family member pregnant." kakashi explains with the smile never leaving his face. Oh great I guess I just assumed oliver was fixed. "Listen I'm sorry I'll pay for anything the dog needs like vet bills and stuff." I don't even know where my wallet is hopefully it's at my apartment.

I guess sasori might have it, probably hidan tho because he likes to buy stupid stuff with my money. Like last month he bought a wig for his cat. "It's fine. The births happen at our house and we can pay for the pregnancy check ups." They both say in sync making me chuckle.

Love. The four letter word I've never experienced before by the people who should love me. I mean I've experienced it platonically but not from a mother or father figure. "Hello, I didn't know other people were here." We all turn towards the door and see obito the man I have a crush on.

I guess iruka can sense something so he grabs kakashis hand, dragging him out the room with a simple smile and a wave. "Hey so I got your message and I'd love to hang out, the doctors said you'll be out in a few hours they just have to run tests." obtio explains brushing his fingertips on my hand.

Moving closer to my lips, he smiles making my face heat up. I know I just got out of a relationship but he's like the man of my dreams just by looks. We lock eyes for a moment, the whole world disappears. "Hey deidara your-" the door opens revealing what hidan calls the squad.

"Guys h-hi." I whisper out realizing how it looks. A handsome man close to my face practically kissing me. Hidan has a angry look on his face and he stomps up to obito while oliver runs over and growling at both of them. He grabs obtio by the collar of his shirt and opens his mouth to yell something but Itachi claps, causing everyone to turn to him.

"Let him going and sit down both of you." he says while pointing at the two chairs by my bed. Hidan whispers something under his breath but sits down anyway. Obtio slowly sits down with a hint of blush on his face. "Good, now who are you?" Konan asks as she picks up oliver who's still starting at obito. 

"My name is obtio and I'm not looking for a fight. I just came here to see deidara." He explains, looking hidan directly in the eyes like he's challenging him. "I'm konan and this is Itachi and that idiot over there is hidan-" Konan begins to speak but gets cut off by the door opening. "And I'm sasori. Come on let's go I just payed for your discharge."

My eyes light up and I can't help but smile. "Don't get to happy. I used your credit card." I can feel my smile to down as everyone laughs and oliver barks mimicking a laugh. "Hey! that's no fair." I mumble while crossing my arms. "Yeah right I spent enough money on food for you." Sasori says tossing me my wallet.

I role my eyes and put my wallet in a little bag that konan had brought me not to long ago. "Well I don't know if you're up for it but I got us movie tickets for 7:30ish." obito says with a smile. Before I answer him I take a peek at the clock, it's only 11 so I'll have time to relax at home. "Yeah sure I'd love it go!" I tell him with a tiny blush.

I can also see a blush on obtios face. We make eye contact and It feels like I'm floating, is this what love is? Itachi coughs pulling me and obito out of our moment. "Come on let's go already, I hate hospitals." Hidan says throwing me some new clothes. Thank god I've been wearing this crappy hospital outfit for god knows how long.

I slowly get up groaning a bit from how sore I still am. Obito and sasori go to grab my shoulder to help me up but they end up glaring at each other. Hidan quickly gets up and helps me to the bathroom while sasori and obito are still looking at each other. I nod a thanks to hidan as oliver runs into the bathroom as I open the door.

Walking into the bathroom brings back some memories. When I first started walking around I had slipped and a nurse had to help me. It was so embarrassing I'll never forget about it. I give oliver a pat on the head before changing into the shirt hidan gave me.

It smells like lilac one of my favorite sents. This definitely is itachis shirt, he always smells good. I take a deep breath before struggling to get my pants on. Of course hidan gave me jeans and not sweatpants but I can't be mad at least he brought me something.

I slip on some socks and shoes before walking out the bathroom with oliver. Itachi looks at what I'm wearing then smacks the back of  hidans head. "Come on I'll take you home." Sasori and obito say at the same time making the atmosphere tense again. "I'm taking him home, you three get back to work." Konan says while pulling me out the awkward room.