Pretty lies

Forever and always

Deidaras POV
"Sure I love him I'll never say that to him but I do!" hidan says for the seventh time. I saw the video of him almost dying on Instagram and his partner I'm pretty sure his name is kakuzu didn't even help him.

Something seems off about him. "Hey can you get me a paper that's in the trash?" I ask hidan knowing sasori can't stop me, he's at work and won't be back for hours. Hidan being the drama queen he is starts gagging once he puts his hand in the trash.

"Oh stop It there is nothing in there." I role my eyes at him smiling a bit when I see the paper in his hand. "Who's number?" He asks walking over to the bathroom so he can wash his hands. "Nobody important." I grab my phone and put his number in clicking create contact.

"It's not nobody let me see." hidan grabs the phone out of my hand a presses something. I don't know what until I hear someone pick up from the other end of the phone. "Damn dei why does this dude want your number?!" Oh god he must have FaceTimed him. I grab my phone from him and hang up before obtio can say anything.

"Out and bring oliver to Hatake household." I point to the door with a very obvious blush on my face spreading to my ears. "Hey why are you so red what did hidan do?" my eyes widened a bit seeing sasori walk in considering I was blushing because of someone else.

"N-nothing he's just being a idiot." I mumble out hearing hidan chuckle a bit before tossing me my phone and getting out a crate for oliver. "Say bye to your dads." It's almost like oliver is a human in a dog's body because right after hidan said that he let out a little bark.

"Bye guys we'll see you later." I wave to hidan and oliver as they exit. "The doctors said you'd be able to leave tomorrow night." sasori says with a smile yet he has a sad look in his eyes.

"Listen I think we would be better off as friends I just do se-" I cut him of by touching his hand before he goes on a ramble once he gets going he never stops. He once went on about how not funny I was.

All I said was 'You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there's a salad dressing inside.' but apparently I was telling jokes instead of doing work. "Hey it's okay I agree but can we still be friends?" I ask letting go of his hand.

"Forever and always." we both smile at each other. I'll admit I do feel a little sadness but it was something we both want so I'm kind of happy he thinks that way. A hour before hidan was here the nurse had given me some type of pills, I'm guessing it was benadryl from how sleepy I am.

"I'll let you sleep. I'll be back in a few hours with some food." sasori pats my head before walking out. I'm way to droopy and sleepy to wave let alone say bye so I nod my head and close my eyes.

Obtios POV
As I make my way to the hospital joy overrides all my emotions once I see that red head leave. I smile to myself before walking in. A few people are sitting in the waiting room I don't really see anyone I can blend in with.

Maybe I can use that old man he seems to be alone. I stole a fake doctors outfit from the store yesterday, thank god I changed before I got here the bathroom was so small I could barely fit. "Hello sir I am working with you today let's go to your room." before he can respond I grab his hand a drag him away.

Once everyone is out of sight I ditch the old man in some random room. If he found his way to the hospital he can find his way back to the waiting room. I continue my walk to deidaras room with a little hum.

I finally reach his room and go inside excepting him to say hello or something but he's knocked out. I guess I can just watch him and hope he doesn't wake up but if he does I got a lie ready. I'll just pretend I work here and I was sent to watch over him just in case.

He's adorable when he sleeping. He looks so calm and peaceful. He doesn't seem like a person who works with dangerous criminals and sees dead body's he kind of looks like a model.

Don't get me wrong he always looks like a model to me. But he's just so peaceful looking right now. I slowly put my fingers on his head tangling them with his hair. I bring my hand down surprisingly not bumping into any knots.

His hair is softer than silk. It's almost like a wig made out of the finest material. Maybe it is a wig, I tug on it a bit earning a groan from deidara. I bring my fingers back to his scalp and start gently running it. I wonder if I can make him part of the akatsuki.

I know he's a cop and stuff but what if he turned over a new leaf and became the bad guy. I take out my phone and take a picture of him so I can make it my background and his contact photo. The only thing in my way is that guy sasori maybe I can have pain deal with him.

Once he's gone deidara will be mine. "Oh hello I didn't know someone was here. I'm Konan." I look over at the door and a girl walks in. I will admit she's good looking but I swing for the other team. She kind of sounds familiar but it could just be me.

"I can leave if needed." I can tell she noticed what I was wearing she probably thinks I'm a real doctor. "No it's okay I was about to leave anyway." I stand up and walk to the bathroom "just let me get changed my shift just ended." I wanted to be with him when he wakes up but I guess that won't be for a while.

I change into a acdc shirt and some jeans before walking out and waving to konan who's now sitting next to deidara. She waves to me before turning her attention to deidara.

I walk down the hallway passing a few doctors who are running past me. "Excuse me sir but have you seen someone dressed as a doctor a senior came over and reported him?" one of the doctors asks me. "Nope sorry I've been with my boyfriend this whole time." I tell him making him nod and run to the other doctors. It almost makes me laugh seeing them run around like rats.