Inkmare Oneshots

"Don't Flirt With MY Ink." - Fluff

(TW: Implied Homophobia, Implied Murder, Glitched Speech.)

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Ink was doing his daily patrol through AUs, trying to keep his presence as discreet as possible.

However, due to Ink's ignorance, he didn't see that he was in plain sight on the other side of the bush he was hiding behind. There was a town in front of him and the town continued behind him, which he was unaware about somehow. He realized he was in the open a bit too late, a female adult human walking up to him and touching his shoulder.

Ink jumped when he was touched, shooting up and summoning Broomie to defend himself from the possible enemy.

The woman raised her hands up to either side of her head, giggling. "Chill out, cutie. I don't bite." The woman purred, seemingly trying to flirt with Ink.

Sadly for the woman, Ink was oblivious and had no idea what the woman was trying to accomplish. Ink blinked and de-summoned his Broomie, now having to apologize. "I'm so sorry! You weren't supposed to see me-" Ink said, before he was cut off at the end.

"Oh? You didn't want anyone to see you? Makes sense considering how attractive you are. If anyone looked at you they would fall in love immediately." The woman stated, not giving up just yet.

Ink blinked as he realized what the woman was attempting, his face exploding in rainbow blush. Ink shook out of it as he remembered the fact he wasn't single and so therefore couldn't accept this woman's request to try to be nice. "Oh, uhm.. do I know you?" Ink asked, not wanting to say what he was thinking just yet. After all, it would be rude to do so!

The woman blinked and then smiled, "Ah, where are my manners? My name is Stacy; what is yours, cutie?" The woman who's name was Stacy questioned, wanting to get to know the cute magical skeleton.

Ink blinked and his posture stiffened a bit, his frantically looking around for any way to escape without being rude. "Uh- my name is Ink." Ink stated, still looking around for a way out of this.

Stacy huffed and then got a bright idea, walking over to where Ink stood. Stacy grabbed Ink's chin, forcing Ink to look Stacy in the eye. "Didn't your mother ever teach you to look at the person you're talking to?"

Ink blinked and tilted his head a bit, "No, because I don't have a mother." Ink bluntly stated, one hundred percent serious.

The woman laughed, hearing what Ink said as a funny joke. After all, how could Ink be alive without a mother? That simply just couldn't be possible. Anyone with common sense should and would know that! "Haha, you're so funny!! Your personality and attractiveness definitely makes up for your lack of height~" The woman purred, giving a backhanded compliment.

Ink blinked, suddenly not caring whether or not he hurts Stacy's feelings when he got called short. "Yeah, okay. I have a boyfriend, so stop touching me." Ink stated, pushing Stacy away.

Stacy blinked and then immediately got defensive, "What do you mean you have a boyfriend?! Are you a girl?!" The woman exclaimed, seemingly disgusted at the thought she may have been hitting on another woman.

Ink blinked and shook his head, arising more confusion from the woman. "No, I am a man. I have a boyfriend." Ink stated, crossing his arms. He hadn't liked this conversation from the start, but now he liked it even less. He just wanted to leave already.

Something seemed to click in the woman's small brain, her face getting even more disgusted. "You're gay?!" Stacy exclaimed, practically screaming at this point.

This seemed to annoy Ink even more, so he wanted to get out. That's when he felt the atmosphere in this AU shift dramatically, meaning someone else who wasn't supposed to be here entered. From the feel of it, they entered quite close, too. Almost as if they had something to do with Ink and Stacy.