Inkmare Oneshots

April Fools - Crack

"WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS THIS?!"

Nightmare's mansion had been painted a lot of vibrant/neon colors on the outside of it. The culprit even got the bushes that were all over!!! (The bushes were now neon green.)

Killer, Horror, and Dust were standing behind Nightmare. It probably wasn't the best idea considering it's tentacles were lashing out everywhere and basically whipping the ground as if that would help anything, but that was definitely better than being in their line of sight. So, death to tentacle was better than Nightmare seeing them!

"When I find out who did this-.." Nightmare started grumbling very intense threats as it tried to think more level headed about this. Killing everything sounded very nice, but Nightmare knew it wouldn't actually solve anything. They found out the hard way.

Dust accidentally made a sharp inhale of breath when Nightmare was finally quiet.

Nightmare's eye immediately shot open as he turned around, "DID YOU THREE DO THIS?!" It motioned to the mess. They were always one to despise messes, and this was one that was actually horrifying.

Killer gulped down his fear, "No, sir."

"THEN WHO THE FUCK DID?!"

"I did!" An amused voice appeared out of nowhere.

Nightmare turned to look up at the roof of his mansion. Ink was sitting there with his paintbrush in hand, grinning cheekily. "Happy April Fools!!"

"I'm going to murder you when you get down."

Ink pouted, "But that's so mean! It was just a harmless joke! It's not like anyone got hurt, like your 'pranks'." He put the word 'pranks' in air quotes.

"I thought it was funny!! And so did you!"

"Afterwards I got in a lot of trouble!!!! Apparently human faces on balloons isn't very appealing. They were criminals!!! It was fine!!" It seems Ink was still fed up about that.

Nightmare rolled his eye light, "Agreed, but you're just proving my point."

Killer, Dust, and Horror slowly backed away as they didn't want to be a target of Nightmare's rage again. It was better to just leave.

"Anyways! Your face is going on a balloon next."

Ink hummed for shrugging, "That actually sounds pretty cool! When I technically respawn I'll see it floating in the air and feel honored you did that to my face."

Nightmare groaned, "You're stupid! Be terrified of me!!"

"Mm.. no."

"That's it, I'm leaving for the week."

Ink gasped, jumping down without a care for his ankles. "Nooo!!! I need you!!"

Nightmare pushed Ink back with a tentacle, also stepping back physically. "I don't need you, so bye."

Ink was left alone and Nightmare spent the night at his mother's house—aka the graveyard because why not!

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A/N: wrote this in class!! XD now back to school