Inkmare Oneshots

From the Front and Back - Lemon

A/N: Yet again, requested by the lovely Rainthebluewolf 🤞💕

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So, you may be wondering how Ink got himself into this mess. The Dreamtale twins, aka the most competitive people in the multiverse, were now fighting over who got Ink.

Ink was honestly flattered! How did he ever get the interest of both Dream AND Nightmare, who were opposite in all senses.

Well, Ink is just a very wish-washy person. He can appeal to Nightmare one day, and then suck-up to Dream the next. It was very strange, but the twins were too far gone to really care about that.

Currently they were attempting to figure out who got Ink by practically ripping him in two.

Dream had one arm, Nightmare had the other, and they were pulling in different directions. It did help that Nightmare started using it's tentacles and then Dream got their daggers and started swiping.. ect.

It got to the point where they were now having a very real and intense battle with Ink smack dab in the middle of it.

Of course though, Ink eventually had it. It was definitely entertaining, but there were too many close calls where he was almost the victim to some very gnarly attacks! So, he gained all of the courage and voice he could.

"STOP!" His voice boomed across the chaos. They immediately stopped (for now), not yet realizing the damage they caused.

"What gives?! I was winning!!" Nightmare complains.

"Were not!!! Ink is mine!!" Dream responds.

They were about to start fighting again when Ink rips his arms away from their grasps, scowling. "I am neither of yours. Shut up."

Dream paused, "But I-"

"Shut." Ink cut Dream off. "I'm leaving. You two need to calm down or come to compromise because I'm not dealing with it anymore. It's distracting and annoying!"

Before either of them could try to convince Ink to stay longer, Ink teleported away to who knows where. Anywhere away from them.

Nightmare growled, glaring hate daggers at Dream. "Look at what you did! Now he's mad at us!!"

"Look at what I did?! You were going to tear off his arm by the rate you were pulling!!"

Nightmare scoffed, "Was not."

Dream rolled his eye lights. "You're so childish. No wonder he's mad at you!!"

"You little-"

"This is getting us nowhere!" Dream suddenly said. "We're not going to resolve the problem if we keep doing this and at this rate Ink will just end up with someone else other than us!"

Nightmare hated to admit it but Dream was right. "So then what do you propose we do, hm?"

Dream thought a bit before coming to conclusion. He hated it, but it was the only way. "Well, considering neither of us are ever going to give up.. could just.. share him."

"Share him?! No way! Not in a million years!! He's mine and ONLY mine!!!"

"Well it's either that or we lose him to someone else completely different. We know he deserves someone better than all of those other.. people. Do you have any other smart ideas?"

Nightmare stayed silent.

"That's what I thought. Now, do we have a deal?" Dream reluctantly held their hand out for Nightmare to take.