Glitter (Experimented! Bakugou AU/BakuHarem)

Chapter Twenty-Four

'Human, I really don't think this is a good idea.'

Katsuki clicked his tongue as he lay a spider onto the arachnophobic doctor's lunch box, using his wings to levitate above the ground so he could fly upwards if the doctor were to turn around.

'You're just a pussy, Dip-shit. The kids are distracting him; we won't get caught.' '

That's not what I'm worried about....'

The blonde huffed as flew up to the ceiling, watching as his younger siblings tried to persuade the obviously mean doctor to give them lollipops.

'What is it then?'

'Uh, the fact that this man is so scared of spiders that he got that scar on his forehead trying to run from one?' Dipsas sighed. 'Don't even ask how I know.'

'Wait, so he's, like, deathly afraid of spiders?'

'That's what I said.'

'Fuck...' Katsuki threw one of his feathers down to his siblings, making them look up.

"Code red, code red!" He mouthed as he slowly made his way down to the lunch box. Before he could grab the disgusting bug, however, the man turned suddenly, making Katsuki jolt upwards.

The man, who was still grumbling on about his siblings, didn't notice the big black spider crawl up his arm as he opened the box. Eri and Kota gulped as his eyes shifted to his sleeve.

The room was still.

"AHHHHH!"

Katsuki grabbed his siblings and ran out the room, but not before witnessing the doctor somehow managing to break his arm while trying to swat away the spider.

"OH SHIT, EVACUATE!"

He flew down the hall, carrying two screaming children in both arms. His hair (which was going to be a pain to untangle later) blew behind him wildly, and at first glance he probably looked like blonde Medusa, kidnapping kids. He didn't pay any mind to it and kept flying, at some point snatching the balloons off two toddlers and popping them.

'THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU, HUMAN.' Dipsas shouted angrily. 'YOU'RE SO STUPID. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE.'

'STFU HOE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE DUMBASS SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO BREAK HIS ARM 300 DIFFERENT TIMES BECAUSE OF A FUCKIN' SPIDER!'

Eri held her hands to her head as she continued screaming. "WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! THAT WAS SO DUMB! WHY DO I EVEN LISTEN TO YOU, ZUMI?!"

Kota held onto his hat as he screeched back, "HOW IS IT MY FAULT?! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"

"BECAUSE IT JUST IS!"

"WHY DO YOU EVEN GET YOUNGEST CHILD PRIVILEGES?! YOU NEVER GET BLAMED FOR ANYTHING! YOU'RE TALLER!"

"SO I'M ONLY THE OLDEST WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU?!"

"EXACTLY!"

"SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO QUIETLY ESCAPE A MURDER SCENE! YOU SQUIRTS ARE GONNA GET US CAUGHT!"

"BUT YOU'RE THE LOUDEST SIBLING! HOW TF CAN YOU MANAGE TO QUIETLY DO ANYTHING?!" 

"SHES RIGHT!"

When they finally landed, they were in some sort of storage area. They were panting and sweaty, and their hair was all over the place. Dipsas appeared suddenly, handing the children handkerchiefs to wipe themselves down with while casting dirty looks at Katsuki.