Random ideas I have that I turn into oneshots :)
Will contain:
- karlnap
- dreamnotfound
- dreamnap
- karlnapity
-Dreamnotnap
-others?
{Cover art is not mine! No idea who the artist is, I found it on Google}
if there is triggers i'll put them at...
IDK PLS I NEED MOTIVATION TO WRITE MORE THAN 100 WORDS
Dream grumbled, waking up from his 23 hour nap. He had been so sad that George didn't wanna date him, so he became depreshun.
He went to his closet and grabbed a black hoodie and black sweatpants. It was what he wore when he became depreshun.
He put his hood up and walked downstairs to the kitchen, he was so emo goth rn.
When he got downstairs, Sapnap was already there, eating a pickle, mayonaise, and pig ear sandwich. (IT TOOK ME WAY TO LONG TO SPELL SANDWICH)
'Hey dream how r u 2day?' sapnao asks, spitting pickle juice all over drem.
'hey sapnao i am so sad rn gerogge didnt wnna date me so im super goth and depreshun rn.'
'oh no, poor dreamie' sapnap coomforted the taller.
'u-uh dream, if it makes you feel better, your ass looks SO FUCKING PHAT in those sweats' sapnap says, looking everywhere but in dreams eyes.
'i-uh, thaks sapnao that makes me less depeshun thanks' dream stuttered. why is my face so warm? why does my heart speed up faster when sapnao said that? i like geroge not sappy nappy, right? oh no i have a crush on my bestie how will i hide this from him?
dream walked to the fridge, grabbing the bottle of ranch dressing. he unscrewed the lid, dumping the contents down his throat.
he didnt realise that spanap had stoped eating his sandwich and had a pickle and soem drool sliding down his face as he watched dream hotly drink ranch dressing.
he swallowed hardly as he sawe dreams adam apple bobbing harshly (PLS IDK IM SO SORRY)
dream finished the bottle of ranch, wiping his lips with the back of his strong, veiny, gamer hands.
he turned to see sapnap staring, and raised an eyebrow.
sapnap immeidaltey looked away, faace turning reddder than a tomato
just then, alexa started playing Heatwaves by Glass Animals and dream broke into tears, crying and spinning around with his arms straight out, eyes closed, as he screamed 'im a helicopter' over anad over again.
'oh em gee! draem are u okay?' sapnap asked, worrief for the lohl.
'im okahy now that ur here' dream said in a low, grumbly voice from behind sapnap
the blondes' voice sent shivers right down to his dick
dream noticed that the younger was affected greatly by his words
'sapnap are i turnign you on rn' draewm asked in a sultry voice (DIK WHY SLTRY MEANS)
'y-yeah... dream im in love with me sinve we were babies'
Drema and sapnap were sitting at their dining table, eating the dinner that dreams mom had brought them.
it was corn onn the cob, steak, and buns
as deram pciedk up one of the buns, he turned to sapnap and said 'do you think you could kill soemoen with a bun?'
sapnap looked at him like he was crazy, wich he was, and said 'watf dude ive nevertr thot of that r u good?'
"Well, you'd first put the bun in their mouth, shoving it full so that it's like, really hard to chew, y'know? Then, you'd duct tape their mouth shut, and finally cut off their nose so they can't breath through their nose."
Sapap just looked at dream liek
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DREMA UR SCARY I WANNA MOVE OUT" HE SHPUTED
NO NO PLS DONT LEAvE ME SPANAP IDF ANYOE HURTS O ILL PROTECT U LIEK THAT ID NEVER HURT YOU YOU DELCIOUS HUNK OF MEAT"
'okay'
and the two men contineue eating their delciosu meal.
sapnap was streaming with facecam on and dream didnt know so he walked in to ask spanap how is vulumptious juicy ass looked in the cargo pants he got
'hey sapnap how do y-'
"DTEAM IM STREAMIGN WHAT DA FAWK"
" OH NO" dream gasped he couldnt belive that sapanps stteream had just zeen his face. he was going to cry
he ran out off spanaps room as fast as possible he was going zoom zoom all over the home
dream was staritng to get all pankys so he did what he did to calm down
he layed down in the middle of their living room like a starfish and sang the sofia the first song.
'i was a girl in a village doing alright' he wailed
sapnap had ended his stream and was nown trying to find dream to calm him down
'then i became a princess overnight'
oh no dream was doing his panixky thing again wheneverr he got panciky hed sing the sofia the first song
'now i gotta figure out how to do it rIgHt' OH NO NOT THE VOCIE CRACK DREM WAS OS OBSESUT RN HE HAD TO FIND DREAM QUICKLY
sapnap ran downstairs and found drem
'hey dreawm are u ok i promsier itll all be okay just because you look like shrek doesnt mean ur fans will hate u'
'no theiry gonna make edits of me and then geroge will see them and he will be so turned on because im so smexy' dream cried, sapnaps comforting words not working.
' :O" Sapap said;how dare drem bring gogy inot this
"HEY THATS NTO FAIR DON NOT BRING GOGY INTO THIS HES GOING TO THINK UR HOT ASND U GOTTA GET OVER THAT< I KNOW IT HURTS BUT YOURE GONNA HURT URSELF EVEN MORE IF U DONT GET OVER THE FAT"
'okay' dream said,
then he got uo and maid a pickle and spinahc sandwitch.
