Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 3

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Tatiana: What's it like living with Curt?

Owen: Getting the urge to murder at least three times a day

Tatiana: Yeah, I imagine he can be-

Owen: Oh, no, I mean the urge to kill anybody who has ever dared to hurt him

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Curt: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

Owen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Curt: Absolutely not.

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Owen: Curt, this plan is completely ridiculous.

Curt: All right, you come up with something better, then

Owen: I never said I wasn't in

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Owen: Curt, you had better not have done anything too stupid while I was gone

Curt, opening a package of a hundred rubber ducks: Yeah, don't get your hopes up

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Curt: I'm sorry for being an idiot

Cynthia: Good, now say that another three thousand, four hundred and twenty seven times

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Curt: How come you're home so early?

Owen: I scared the therapist so it ended early

Curt: Don't say it...

Owen: Fucking power move

Curt: No-

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Curt: Would you like to hear a yolk?

Owen: I'm sorry?

Curt: A joke

Owen: I'm a little scared. But go for it

Curt: Don't be such a chicken. Why did the egg regret being in an omelette?

Owen, sighing: Why?

Curt, laughing hysterically: It wasn't all it was cracked up to be

Owen, groaning exasperatedly: *Rolls his eyes*

Curt: You're just jealous of my eggs-quisite yolks

Owen:

Owen: Okay, I'm ignoring you now

Curt: Don't egg-nore me!

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Curt: Are you okay?

Owen: Please tell me whatever it was that gave you that impression so I can change it about myself immediately

Curt: Absolutely nothing gave me that impression

Owen: Oh, good

Curt:

Curt: Not the takeaway

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Owen: I guess now it's official

Curt, singing: Can't back out, can't back out, no, getting ready for the night of nights,
the night of nights, all right-

Owen:

Owen: Are you quoting High School Musical on our wedding night?

Curt: Hey, you knew this about me when you married me

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Barb: I'm an extrovert

Tatiana: I'm a huge introvert

Owen: Yep, me too

Curt: I'm a flextrovert

Barb:

Tatiana:

Owen:

Owen: I don't think that's a word.

Owen: But you have never said something that's made more sense in your life

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(A/N: Yeah, I know the word is ambivert but I just don't think that word is as good. Flextrovert is much better and I will officially be using it in place of ambivert)