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Curt: Raising a family is hard!
Owen: Not if they're buried near one another
Curt: What
Owen: What
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Curt: You're being very quiet
Owen: Nobody plans murders out loud
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Owen: Can you carry me bridal style into the kitchen?
Curt: Why? Is everything okay?
Owen: I just feel like being dramatic right now
Curt:
Curt: Fine
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Owen: Curt, why is there a huge crack on my phone?
Curt: You got drunk last night and started throwing it repeatedly
Owen: Why?
Curt: You turned on airplane mode and started shouting "FLY GOD DAMN IT"
Owen, quietly: Well did it?
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Owen: I was looking for my phone with the torch on my phone
Curt: Did you find it?
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Curt: What the fuck is a sieve?
Owen: *Grabs a sieve from the cupboard*
Owen: This is a sieve
Curt: Ah, the hole bowl
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Curt: What's your street name?
Owen: The Deadliest Man Alive
Curt: You live on a street called The Deadliest Man Alive?
Owen: Oh, you meant my address
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Curt: Which vowel is missing: A, E, O, U?
Owen: I
Curt: What's the opposite of hate?
Owen: Love
Curt: What's the opposite of me?
Owen: And intelligent human being
Curt: No-
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Owen, over the phone: Where are you??
Curt: I fucked up
Owen: What did you do
Curt: I went to India, not Indiana
Owen: What the fuck
Curt: Help me
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Owen: I got fired
Curt: What did you do?
Owen: Well, Cynthia told me that I need to leave my problems at the door when I'm at work
Curt: And?
Owen: I told her to go stand outside
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Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some SAF incorrect quotes because I can't write at the moment and find myself funnier than I am
