Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes

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Tatiana: Just tell me. Do you like Owen?

Curt: I- Ah- Um... I d-

Tatiana: Just be straight with me, Curt

Curt: Well, that's counterintuitive

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Curt: You're blocking the view

Owen, preening: I am the view

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Curt: Owen! You like books. Maybe you can help me

Owen: Sure, what's the problem?

Curt: Tatiana says I'm so deep in the closet I'm almost in Narnia. What does she mean?

Owen: Uhh, Curt...

Curt: You know what? I'm gonna go look in my closet and see what's back there

Tatiana: Do us all a favour, take Owen with you

Owen: No, Curt, you- Hey!

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Curt: You should sit up straight

Owen: How dare you! I will sit gay as long as I please

Curt:

Owen: I realise now that is not what you meant

Owen: I still refuse

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Curt: We have a problem

Owen: Let me guess, you caused it?

Curt:

Curt: Well- Not- I di- Yes. That's not the point though

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Curt, hugging Owen: I love you so much, even all of your flaws

Owen, shuffling away: What flaws?

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Curt, smiling: Owen, do you think I can jump higher than any tree

Owen: Well trees can't jump

Curt:

Owen: You'll never outsmart me.

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Person: Is he bothering you?

Owen: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend. I signed up for it

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Barb: So... your new year's resolution is to be nicer?

Tatiana: I prefer to think of it as a casual goal which I am under no obligation to fulfil

Barb: For god's sake please call it a new year's resolution

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Curt and Owen: Three... Two... One... Happy New Year! *Start kissing*

Tatiana: Guys, it's not even midnight yet, will you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?

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(A/N: I meant to post these at new year but shhhhhh)