Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 9

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Curt, crying: We lost Owen

Tatiana: No, no, just follow the destruction and world domination

Curt: Ah, found him

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Owen: What's life without a bit of excitement?

Curt:

Curt: YOU KILLED SEVEN PEOPLE

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Owen, walking into an art museum: Hello, I'm here to donate a very valuable piece of art

Person who works there: Where is it?

Owen, twirling: You're looking at it

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Curt: Hey, I accidentally drank Tatiana's coffee. How much time do you think I have to live?

Owen: Ten

Curt: Ten wha-

Owen: Nine, eight, seven...

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Anyone: You are, without a doubt, the worst person I have ever heard of

Owen: Yes, but you've heard of me

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Barb: Oh, well that really ruffles my feathers

Tatiana: Please for the love of god just say fuck

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Owen: Love is an evolutionary mistake

Curt:

Curt: Yesterday for my birthday you spent hours cooking dinner and baking me a cake before sitting through multiple Disney movies with me-

Owen: You're on thin fucking ice

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Owen: I'll have vodka and he'll have... uhh

Owen: Get him a capri sun

Curt:

Curt: I'm 25

Curt: I can order my own capri sun

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Curt: What is wrong with you?

Owen: You're going to have to be more specific

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Curt: Owen is too tall for me to kiss him, what do I do?

Tatiana: Tackle him

Cynthia: Punch him in the stomach and wait for him to double over in pain

Barb: Use chemicals to make him feel dizzy and wait for him to lie down

Owen: Just ask me to lean down!

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(A/N: I can't tell if the world is brighter than usual or if I just have a headache... I am guessing the latter since sunglasses didn't work)