Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 2

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Barb: How are you all?

Owen: *Laughs*

Curt: Long answer or short answer?

Tatiana: No.

Barb: Are you all okay?

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Owen, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here

Barb: Hey

Tatiana: Hi

Cynthia: Hello.

Felicity: Hey!

Owen: I gave you that key for emergencies only!

Curt: We were out of doritos

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Owen: Ugh, I hate people

Tatiana: You do realise that Curt is a person, right?

Owen: How dare you equate Curt to you mortals?

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Owen: Curt, are you okay?

Curt: Would you like the long answer, the short answer, one of the lies I spent months constructing in order for them to be convincing or just a simple yes or no?

Owen:

Owen: I'm just going to take that as a no

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Owen, baking a cake: Curt, where's the flour?

Curt: For the last time, I didn't move your fucking plant!

Owen: Not the flower, the- Never mind

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Curt: When bad things happen, what do we say?

Owen: That's homophobic

Curt: I- Okay, fair enough

Barb:

Barb: Curt, stop encouraging him!

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Owen: I swear that pigeon shows up on our balcony every morning just to be loud and wake me up

Curt, sleepily: I wish that pigeon would be pige-gone

Owen:

Owen: So you regularly forget my name when you've just woken up but that you can think to say-

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Owen: We need to talk

Curt: It wasn't me! Somebody broke in last night and-

Owen: Curt, Curt, slow down. It's nothing bad, it's just- Wait, why did you have that lie prepared?

Curt:

Owen: What did you do?

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Owen: You can't keep doing this. You've got to say what's on your mind

Curt, singing: Life keeps getting in the way, whenever we try somehow the plan is slowly rearranged

Owen: Curt, Im trying to have a serious conversation. That was not a cue to start singing songs from High School Musical two!

Curt: I was just getting to the serious part! I'm really relating to Gabriella right now.

Owen:

Owen: All right, continue

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Curt: You wanna know the real difference between you and me?

Owen: I know how to be a good spy and you don't, or I have class and you don't? Take your pick.

Curt: No, it's that my hair hasn't gotten messed up

Owen, panicking: Where?

Curt, walking away: Made you look

Owen:

Owen: I can't look at my own hair!

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