Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 11

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Owen, walking into the house after getting home from a trip: Why are you cooking? Are you finally taking my advice and not skipping breakfast?

Curt: What? No. That's ridiculous. This is for the dogs

Owen: What dogs?

Curt: Oh yeah... A lot happened while you were away

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Curt: The risk I took was calculated

Owen: You nearly killed both of us

Curt: You know I failed my math exams

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Tatiana: I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'

Owen: I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'

Curt: I put the 'gay' in 'spy'

Owen: That's not how it works, love

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Owen: Curt! Look! My picture is everywhere! I finally did it! I'm famous!

Curt: Those are wanted posters, Owen

Owen: I'm famous✨

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Owen: I love Therapy so much

Curt: You finally took my advice and went?

Owen: What? No. I mean the All Time Low song. It's great, you should listen to it

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Curt: If I punch myself and it really hurts am I too weak or too strong?

Tatiana: You're just an idiot for punching yourself

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Owen: So, are we gonna tell our kids about Santa?

Curt, incredulously: Why on earth wouldn't we?

Owen: I just don't really want to lie to them

Curt: What do you mean?

Owen: Wait, you-

Curt, crying: Santa's not real????

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Curt: Me and this fucking idiot

Owen: Watch your language

Curt: Sorry. This fucking idiot and I

Owen: That's better

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Owen, standing on a table: I'm... I'm god

Barb: It was raining lightly, you said stop and five minutes later it did. I hardly think-

Curt: Shut up and let him have this

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Owen: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here

Curt: Oh, is your car okay?

Owen: What car?

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(A/N: Just took my first proper break from posting here since March. And it was much needed. But I missed this too much so I am starting to post another Curwen story I've been starting to work on during the break. It's called Not A Chance In Hell and it fucked up my sleep schedule✨ Chapter 1 is out)