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Curt: So, how are you?

Owen: Good. How about you?

Curt: Good.

Owen: We're both lying, aren't we?

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Owen: I'm having a 'hide the bodies' kind of day today, be warned

Curt: I don't even know what that means

Curt: But I'll see you tomorrow

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Owen: I will kill you if you don't stop that

Curt: You'll kill me either way, I might as well have some fun

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Curt: You're so mean

Owen: Why, thank you

Curt: Not a compliment

Owen: Yes it was.

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Owen: You've got to stop doing this, we're meant to be working together

Curt: So what you're saying is ... We're all in this together?

Owen: Yes, that is wh-

Owen: Shit. Curt! No! Don't you dare s-

Curt, pressing play on the CD player: We're all in this together, once we know that we are, we're all stars, and we see that

Owen, face-palming: So we're back here again. Fantastic.

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Owen: Guys, how do I ask Curt out?

Barb: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two

Owen: No

Tatiana: Twinkle twinkle little star, we could do it in a car

Owen: Jesus christ-

Cynthia: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream

Owen: Fuck you all. I'm leaving

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Owen: I'm a very laid back per-

Curt: No you're not.

Owen: Like I was saying, I'm a very laid back person. I only care about two things

Owen: Every person on earth and their opinion of me and the crushing weight of being alive :)

Curt: Are you okay

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Curt: Oh no, our neighbour died

Owen: Who, Ray?

Curt: I don't think cheering is appropriate, Owen

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Owen: Curt, what the hell are you doing in my room?

Curt: Shh, I'm reading a really good enemies to lovers story

Owen: That's my diary!

Curt: Oh, you're in love with another Curt Mega! What a coincidence

Owen:

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Owen: Crushes are so annoying :|

Curt: I know, they always make me act completely stupid

Owen: But... You're always really stupid

Curt:

Owen:

Curt: Let's not read into that

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