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Curt: So, how are you?
Owen: Good. How about you?
Curt: Good.
Owen: We're both lying, aren't we?
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Owen: I'm having a 'hide the bodies' kind of day today, be warned
Curt: I don't even know what that means
Curt: But I'll see you tomorrow
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Owen: I will kill you if you don't stop that
Curt: You'll kill me either way, I might as well have some fun
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Curt: You're so mean
Owen: Why, thank you
Curt: Not a compliment
Owen: Yes it was.
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Owen: You've got to stop doing this, we're meant to be working together
Curt: So what you're saying is ... We're all in this together?
Owen: Yes, that is wh-
Owen: Shit. Curt! No! Don't you dare s-
Curt, pressing play on the CD player: We're all in this together, once we know that we are, we're all stars, and we see that
Owen, face-palming: So we're back here again. Fantastic.
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Owen: Guys, how do I ask Curt out?
Barb: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two
Owen: No
Tatiana: Twinkle twinkle little star, we could do it in a car
Owen: Jesus christ-
Cynthia: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream
Owen: Fuck you all. I'm leaving
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Owen: I'm a very laid back per-
Curt: No you're not.
Owen: Like I was saying, I'm a very laid back person. I only care about two things
Owen: Every person on earth and their opinion of me and the crushing weight of being alive :)
Curt: Are you okay
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Curt: Oh no, our neighbour died
Owen: Who, Ray?
Curt: I don't think cheering is appropriate, Owen
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Owen: Curt, what the hell are you doing in my room?
Curt: Shh, I'm reading a really good enemies to lovers story
Owen: That's my diary!
Curt: Oh, you're in love with another Curt Mega! What a coincidence
Owen:
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Owen: Crushes are so annoying :|
Curt: I know, they always make me act completely stupid
Owen: But... You're always really stupid
Curt:
Owen:
Curt: Let's not read into that
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Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes
FanficJust some SAF incorrect quotes because I can't write at the moment and find myself funnier than I am