Once apon a time
There was a newborn
Called Newborn Evie
Who died
After being drop kicked
She wanted to go in the pink bed
I put her in the green bed
And she died
So she hit me
And I kicked her
She flew to mars
And then got dropped kicked
Crashed to earth
Then got drop kicked
And fell into the sea
She was just in time for a swim
And got eaten by sharks
And then drop kicked again and again
By me
She got eaten whole
By me
By Newborn Tommy
Because she pushed him over at newborn daycare
And then Newborn Tommy got drop kicked to Uranus
And got pooped out
And she died
The end
Or is it?
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Once Apon An Onion
HumorThis is just random stupid stories that me and two of my friends have come up with so enjoy.
