Boris ate an orphan
Who likes butts
And newborns
One day he decided to try something new
Which was eating a guilty wolpertinger named Wilbur
But he didn't chew it properly
So he drop kicked it
And trapped it in the sun
He then ate an orphan named Emerald after it
He then met orphans named Lucy and Jasmine
Who were really cool and ruled over Dorito nation
They found Emerald
She had turned into a Dorito
The he got jealous and drop kicked them into outta space
But they survived and trapped him in the sun and ate Emerald the Dorito
Boris then ate Lucy and Jasmine and ruled over the Dorito nation

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HumorThis is just random stupid stories that me and two of my friends have come up with so enjoy.