Once upon an onion
There was a potato called Potatotopot
He was a muffin head
And his father was Shrek
But his mother wasn't Fiona
Shrek cheated on Fiona
With Eddie
Who was actually Rumpelstiltskin
Fiona saw them and was so shocked
So shocked that she turned into Eddie
And ran away with King Julian
Who met an orphan named Eden
Who they then drop kicked to Jupiter
Eden burnt on Jupiter
And turned into a potatototopot
Before flying into the sun
Then Eddie appeared
He was too beautiful
And everyone was blinded by his beautifulness
He then took over Mr Brawn's bum
And ate his cheeks
And then Eddie turned into Brawnyboy
And married Miss Farris
The end.
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Once Apon An Onion
HumorThis is just random stupid stories that me and two of my friends have come up with so enjoy.
