"Not blue that would be a smurf."
"Pleasure yourself."
"Papa smurf."
"Yay it's the weekeeeennnndddd."
"A cock which is meaty."
"How horny it is."
"A bull which produces creamy milk."
"Not with it."
"Sex... Fun."
"It looks like I'm drawing boobs."
"You should ask father Christmas for a dictionary then you could find the meaning of silent."
"Mummy, mummy."
"That's homophobic."
"No lesbians."
"Two lesbians."
"Four lesbians."
"Zippy."
"My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.'
"Let's trugch on."
"Hair on the end of a dog's penis."
"I'll send Big Nath on you."
"Sucking."
"Muum!"
"Hello my favourites."
"Grumpy old man."
"You bully."
"Put your name in the bully box."
"Bum bum bum bum."
"Waving to imaginary people."
"Is you mum coming to pick you up?"
"Are you going to wee or poo yourself?"
"Well that's embarrassing."
"I see him as a desperate man."
"Seneca can do one."
"I'm surprised you know what Seneca says."
"Naughty boy."
"Total train smash."
"That's specifically burning dead people."
"Burn a nine year old."
"Biggy."
"*Barks like a dog*"
"Poopstudier."
"That's a nice crusty one."
"Why does your poo look like a slice of cake?"
"We can call it Collin the cloud if it makes you happy."
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Once Apon An Onion
HumorThis is just random stupid stories that me and two of my friends have come up with so enjoy.
