Once upon a time
There was
A Doritolord
And two twins
The twins were melons
One of the twins was a sheriff
And the Doritolord was a murderer
The Doritolord was a pogchamp
The Doritolord was also an orphan
A random orphan said go away
The Doritolord that was the murderer
Killed the twin that was the sheriff
An orphan called Emerald was a silly melon
And the murderer (Doritolord)
Won
After killing the sheriff
Because Doritos were pogchamp
Then the twin
Got drop kicked
And it's brains fell out
And flew to mars
The rocket exploded
And the brains went everywhere
The end.

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HumorThis is just random stupid stories that me and two of my friends have come up with so enjoy.