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My Biology Teacher's Quotes

'It's like talking to a wet wipe.'
'I don't give a monkey'
'Don't ask me why'
'Like cocaine'
'They walk straight into the question'
'No, that's your new seat for being a wet wipe'
'It's like wiping your bum, if don't do it you'll have a very itchy bum'
'helloooo, Jake'
'You look like a corpse standing there like that'
'Sorry if I'm teaching you how to suck on eggs'
'Not metres that's just ridiculous'
'You just have to use common sense'
'Did you go clubbing over the weekend?'
'Mr Brawn's humour is just...'
'Christ'
'Hmmm'
'Sorry, now I'm confused'
'Too low'
'Your liver starts listening'
'Word of warning'
'Blag it'
'We need to use the language'
'Even if you had to guess'
'They return more quickly'
'Time to get busy'
'I need your full and undivided attention'
'It's weird'
'Don't laugh too much'
'Water behaves a bit like a thread'
'It's like a glass straw with a small hole'
'I really like the menstrual cycle'
'I have feelings'
'I'm not a robot'
'Really, really, really picky'
'I may be old'
'What does describe mean?'
'Are we alive?'
'I didn't know that'
'How do you spell messenger?'
'Yes Mr Brawn'
'No Mr Brawn'
'What's the 'S' word?'
'If we're a woman'
'Sorry if I poo pooed your idea'
'It's the dynamic duo'
'Aye, yo, yo, yo'
'I don't want babies, especially from you'
'What is that thing?'
'It looks like a blister peeled off a foot'
'I can't hear anyone I'm afraid'
'When you go toilet for a number 2'
'Do you wipe your own asses or let them air dry?'
'This is fun, I like this'
'Write in bullet points then'
'If you gave a women FSH'
'Messangerrr?'
'This is not my style'
'Why is my brain not working?'
'I was having a brainfart'
'It's not art'
'It's a rhetorical question'
'Trial and error'
'A waste of your time'
'This bit here'
'Cut off all the writing'
'Is anyone listening?'
'I know your engrossed'
'Be careful what you cut out'
'Don't jump on chairs, please'
'It's turning into a sentence, isn't it?'