Leo: remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Piper: No, I said "Leo, don't lick the swing set," and you told me, "You can't tell me what to do, McLean!" Then you licked the swing set.
Jason: ... so you're telling me
Jason: that Leo
Jason: has tetanus
Jason: because you told him not to lick a swing set?
Leo: I'm sure it's fiiiine
Will: *panicking in the corner about what to do*
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Percy Jackson memes
FanfictionIf I was you, I'd wanna be me, too But you probably won't, you think that you're cooler than me
