Percy:
Someone once offered me smoked fish.
Fish are friends, not food.Annabeth:
Only on here to get my boyfriend to shut up.
(Yes, taken, please stop bothering me.)Grover:
Save the environment! Let's all hold hands around the equator!Clarisse:
If your gonna be stupid, at least be entertaining.Rachel:
No, I won't make you a portrait, no, I won't sell you a painting, and no, you can't call me weird for painting Apollo. (It wasn't my choice.)Thalia:
Absolutely not, you know exactly why I don't have tinder.Tyson:
Peanut butter!!!!!!!!!!!Travis:
People say Connor and I are like Fred and George Weasley! You're not wrong. ;)Connor:
You're not right, either. We're a year apart. -_-
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